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Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 4:04 pm
Nice one cubby.


HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.28/5

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WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been raped, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of rape or incest,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected sex at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, pedophiles, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his assertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, fuck off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from fuck ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-tape Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for rape, incest and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


HAPPY MEALS - ~Think outside the box~


TAGS: happy meals think change food
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:33 pm
Thanks for the 5L giggle!


Buy An E? -


TAGS: milk beer letters change
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 1, 2016, 12:12 am
I share my amen from 'cern with ya teehee.
OldIrish - July 31, 2016, 12:27 pm
This gave me a good sermon idea. UP with it!!
MissPriss - July 31, 2016, 11:34 am
thanks 'cern
concern3 - July 31, 2016, 4:20 am
Amen sister, UP yours


IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less


TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm

amsome
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice..
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
Very, VERY Good...


FRUSTRATION - Hung over, outa' coffee, can't find my lighter and what the hell are you looking at?


TAGS: kid hangover lighter
Rating: 4.46/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:45 pm
"I'm gonna be just like Mommy when I grow up... but I'm gonna start now."
RayZorZedge - June 9, 2010, 10:14 am
Thanks I've been doing these in my head, just to amuse myself. I found MotiFake while stumbling and thought; what the hell, why not?
suenero - June 6, 2010, 8:55 am
This is the funniest thing I seen in overr a month. Great work!


$400M IN STIMULUS BILL - To testing for and preventing STDs! I got nothing for this one other than, WTFO?


TAGS: politics obama president taxes democrats socialist socialism change election funny true
Rating: 3.14/5

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theboss - November 26, 2009, 1:08 am
steps prior to eating out, 1st-check for stds 2nd-make sure it dont smell 3rd-add any sort of whip cream. 4th-dig in
WTFO - March 11, 2009, 11:47 pm
Nero, that was nasty. Funny...but nasty.
Nero - March 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
Yuck. Looks like someone gave Courtney Love cunnilingus.


LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats race racist racism fail failure socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.15/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:31 am
Porc, you tricked me into eating that cake. You said it was "special chocolate". Moo+ & AK, thanks for your concern for my blood pressure.
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
WTFO...Deep breaths man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
Slow down Buddy. you're gonna stroke out.
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
hey you ate my spacecake. Don't you forget it
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:31 am
using pot. BTW, main stream media (other than Fox) also ignored the fact that he associated with domestic terrorists, Marxists, black nationalists, and attended an anti-govt, anti-white church for 20 years. Maybe you should wake up and smell the fascism.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:29 am
Matt, I remember the liberals severly attacking Bush over his past abuses. I also remember him being smart enough to admit he made mistakes and not providing details so haters like you could keep attacking. I also missed any "national outrage" about BHO
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:27 am
SD, you seem to conviently forget that Chelsea and the Obama kids are strictly off limits to the media and that has been respected while the Bush twins and Sarah Palin's kids are brutally attacked.
Matt - July 23, 2009, 10:40 am
Yeh or how we couldn't talk about our last presidents 7 year addiction to coke, and his severe alcoholism because it happened before he ran for office. But Obama mentions trying pot and its a national outrage.
Sam Dalton - July 6, 2009, 12:38 am
It's kinda like how it's only fair to talk about a politician's gay kids if that politican's a Democrat. If they're Republican, family is off-limits.


HANGOVERS - Even little doggies get them


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Rating: 2.79/5

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agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:29 am
I need a little hair of the human that bit me.


LOVE -


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Rating: 4.82/5

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mariand - December 26, 2011, 3:11 pm
LOL ;)
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 11:08 am
Ah, that long, silent walk back to the bus station the next morning.
mariand - October 30, 2011, 3:15 pm
depends...I use my words for most of my posters... I can't say nothing about him/her... ;)
Reality Lord - October 29, 2011, 7:15 pm

nice po5ter dude...it takes guts to put out poster with emotin in them. you and LA are doing just fine. btw...who do you think is on top?....lolz
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 6:30 pm
rofl Yeah, I prolly should :P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 6:27 pm
You know, you don't sound convincing at all, for me... you should try with a woman...
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 6:06 pm
Awww, but us wolves are so much fun to talk to! At least, if you don't mind a smartass ;P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 6:02 pm
Well, I saw Dances with Wolves, but I think that isn't a good idea to have a talk with one of them...;)
Skulrath - October 22, 2011, 3:25 pm
Perhaps. WOuld you like me to talk with you? :P
mariand - October 22, 2011, 12:31 pm
Thank you... because you tell it like it is
tellitlikeitis - October 22, 2011, 12:23 pm
This is funny, not depressing. And another great one Mariand.
mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:39 am
@Skulrath...Is this a subtle invitation to talk with me?...lol
the1stCOMMI3 - October 21, 2011, 7:47 pm
This is motifake. We're supposed to make you feel depressed. Lol, jk
Skulrath - October 21, 2011, 7:35 pm
Mariand, thi5 is very good, but I'm starting to think that both you and LA are somewhat depressed. Need to talk?


GOOD NIGHT -


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Rating: 4.33/5

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Oiler - January 30, 2013, 12:38 pm
I am really hung up on this one. Thank you. 5L


OPTIMUS PRIME - For President! The 2012 Election is going to be a little different


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btuis - February 15, 2010, 7:50 pm
that's some funny shit
Anonymous2 - November 20, 2009, 2:17 pm
Let's see, he crash-landed here millions of years ago... I suppose one could argue that he's been in this country since its inception, and could be like many of our early Presidents who were not born as American citizens. We're better off with Grimlock.
Grim [email protected] - November 20, 2009, 6:14 am
go suck a c*ck Kspace
agdaniele - November 19, 2009, 8:14 pm
and everyone knows that his solenoid is made in China!
Kspace - November 19, 2009, 8:09 pm
IDIOT! Optimus Prime can't run for President unless the Constitution is changed! Only natural-born American citizens can run for President, and Prime is an immigrant! One lion!


THE EASIEST WAY - To change a persons mind... Is with a 160gr boat tail


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M0rd3kaI - March 11, 2012, 12:29 pm
Firearms have been the way to end an argument if you're wrong for many years, and will continue to do so over years to come
Reality Lord - March 8, 2012, 5:46 pm

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest. Mahatma Gandhi
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 9:06 pm
for the record, not insulting you, bloody saything my boss told me once
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 9:06 pm
YES!!! For there is no 'I' in 'TEAM', but there's a 'U' in 'CUNT'
carebear - March 7, 2012, 8:09 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 7:46 pm
Agreed, because if something is broken... shoot it (Ps, might want to invest in a 'F' key for your keyboard lol)
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:25 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 2:33 pm
HAHAHAHA!!! GySgt1811a, lol, you made my day :D thanks XD
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 2:32 pm
Ah, correction... I never said that I collect guns, Christ, I'm too young to own one in my neck of the woods anyway, I do have a air rifle though, but only one item of a particular type doesn't count as a collection in my eyes though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2012, 12:34 pm
and that's just pathetic and weak....If you want to be tough....try using your hands.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2012, 12:33 pm
OK. Why collect guns then? Does it make you feel like a big man? Guns aren't toys...they're tools. I repeat...Unless you're hunting, you don't need guns, except to shore up your ego.
GySgt1811a - March 7, 2012, 12:26 pm
Bows and Arrows.
carebear - March 7, 2012, 12:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 11:03 am
It is NOT a violent hobby :O good grief man... well, according to world law it's an 'illegal' hobby to shoot people, but not a violent hobby, there is a difference
M0rd3kaI - March 7, 2012, 11:01 am
OH ok, now I'm with you, like magnum vs ordinary rounds (similar, not exact I know) ok, now all the misty cataracts have been removed from my minds ability to comprehend it thanks
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2012, 10:16 am
I collect books.....I don't need a violent hobby. (I do own guns, but they provide me with food...not entertainment)
MPsniper - March 7, 2012, 9:55 am
.308 is not military nomenclature. there are different ballistics and pressures. same same as .223 vs 5.56. slightly differing shoulder, but mainly different pressure. you could fire .223 in a rifle chambered for 5.56, but NOT the other way around.
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 8:13 pm
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't 7.62mm diameter the same as a .30cal?? .308 is 7.8232mm according to my calculations or are you speaking of 2 different rounds completely?? if so, then I retract my statement.
ICEMAN - March 6, 2012, 6:33 pm
All 36 of them (approx).
MPsniper - March 6, 2012, 6:21 pm
.308 is civie. the correct nomenclature is 7.62×51mm NATO
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 6:06 pm
......... *types witty comeback* ... Shit *deletes it* ....... ummm.... AH HA!!!! screw that then... 155mm Howitzer :P (I always thought it's APFSDS not APDSFS?? and oddly I know what that stood for before reading the last line...
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 6:00 pm
And to everyone's amazement... I'm not American :O South African all the way :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 6, 2012, 5:25 pm
You Americans really love your guns.
GySgt1811a - March 6, 2012, 4:51 pm
Ok, Ok, Ok. Then I'll go with my old standby. A 120 mm APDSFS* depleted uranium round at, wait for it, 5800 fps! (Or, go nuke. That's next.) *"Armor Piercing Discarding Sabot Fin Stabilized" (So there! ;} )
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:10 am
Actually it would be a 175 gr boat tail hollow point (or OTM). 168 lacks in terminal ballistics past 600 yds.
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 8:37 am
~[Cont.]~ but rather a more interesting choice... called the Cheyenne Tactical 419gr .408 cal. there's something to think about ;) lol, but thanks to both of you for keeping my life on the "holy crap I made a mistake" area ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 8:35 am
Ok, there's where I fell short, although there is a 160gr you guys are referring to the USMC .308?? ok, now I'm with you, but personally, I prefer one bullet above all else, and no I'm not mental to go for the .50BMG or .505 Gibbs, ~[Cont. in reply]~
MPsniper - March 6, 2012, 4:55 am
at 800 yards and beyond, i bump it up to a 190 gr match king.
GySgt1811a - March 5, 2012, 7:23 pm
Ah, we're just being anal. The USMC .308 is a 168 gr. Lake City National Match boat tailed spitzer. But it sure don't matter to the poor fool that gets one between the running lights. Just ignore us and keep up the good work.
M0rd3kaI - March 5, 2012, 5:00 pm
You sure?? (I'm really not going to argue, what I know of ammo can hurt myself) http://picturearchive.gunauction.com/3742193419/9888437/mvc-011f.jpg_thumbnail1.jpg
GySgt1811a - March 5, 2012, 3:21 pm
Thanks, MP, you beat me to it.
MPsniper - March 5, 2012, 2:50 pm
it would actually be a 168 gr boat tail


OBAMA LOYALISTS - That explains a lot


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CANADA - August 4, 2009, 2:45 pm
hey MR rodgers, what happend to the http://www.s*xy-... link you have posting under anonymous and thatonedood22? ya we can see all the aliases you used
MR rodgers - August 4, 2009, 2:18 pm
YESH THIS IS AWESOME
VinceVicious - May 2, 2009, 8:38 pm
I'm glad we think alike.


THE USUAL SUSPECTS - In one month, these three imprudent politicians spent more of your tax dollars than was spent on both wars in Afghanistan and Iraq over the past 7 years.


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WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:31 am
Great points, Bah. We need to get you an avatar, bud. Come in, join the fun. Membership has it's benefits, we'll give you all the women Ron can't eat (which doesn't leave you much, sorry).
Bah - October 7, 2009, 1:11 am
The highest estimators include Katrina rescue and repair and other unrelated military actions. The low ones assume that recruiting would have been the same w/out the war. Both are wrong, so the reality is anyone's guess.
Bah - October 7, 2009, 1:03 am
So, in my informed but non-professional opinion, when the stimulus bill was passed, this moti was almost certainly true. Now, they nearly break even, with the war probably being slightly higher. I sourced NYT, WSJ, NBC, and others.
Bah - October 7, 2009, 12:58 am
Haar, as usual, cuts to the meat of the conversation. Unfortunately, which one is more depends on who you ask. Everyone uses different figures for estimating the cost; the low estimates are about 600 bil, high 1 tril, and most frequent about 800 bil.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:47 pm
Please, I point out exactly what Obama is involved in while you assign blame to Bush for everything. You don't even acknowledge facts that show the housing market failure was created in the 90s and that in 06 he told Congress to get it in check. Hypocrite
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:37 am
Oh and to counter your last post responding to me, WTFO, why do you tell me to stop blaming Bush for everything yet its ok for you to twist the facts and blame Obama for everything? Sounds like Hypocrisy at its finest to me.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 2:32 am
Well said Agdaniele, well said indeed. :)
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 2:09 am
I'm done anyway aggy. Tired of trying to keep up with ILB's trolling of all my posters and attacking the truths he can't bare to face. Bring your case to the troll, now. Night all.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 2:08 am
But, it's not going anywhere... and I'm just voicing my disappointment with everyone who feels the need to turn this site into a soap box. Sorta like the one I'm standing on right now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2009, 2:06 am
No man, Aggys right. On nights like these when all the politifakers are on, It gets downright depressing having to skim all this blather. Mooooooooooo votes YEA!!!! on politifake.com.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 2:04 am
Respectfully, WTFO, it's getting manifesto-length again. Scrolling through two pages of almost all political banter is ridiculous. Then again, I clearly enjoy humor and non-argumentative and speculative rhetoric.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:57 am
Respectfully, aggy. You are not forced to read this. Besides, other sites don't have pictures and I like pictures. It helps me communicate to the haters because they normally can't read.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:56 am
This is ridiculous. Motifake, of all places... and political agenda has to be spewed here? Why here? Go somewhere else with this crap.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:54 am
PLEASE
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 1:53 am
Blah blah blah agenda blah blah blah blah socialism blah blah blah blah messiah blah blah blah blah. PLEAS find somewhere else to do this.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:49 am
pork and paybacks to unions and special interests makes me worry for the country that my kids will inherit from me. Maybe others should check facts of the root causes of the problems of this country instead of blaming Bush for everything.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:48 am
"fundamentally change this country" (Obama). I don't support that nor do I support a society that creates mass entitlements by stealing from successful Americans. That is exactly what this White House and Congress are doing. That and the HUGE spending on
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:46 am
War spending was accounted for but you are right that most of it came from Continuing Resolutions. I stick to the truth and agree with whoever has the right position, regardless of position. However, the Dems have been captured by radicals looking to
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:37 am
actually work. It can be done, but only if BOTH sides stop all this name calling and non-sense and come together. I am willing,......are you?
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:36 am
are part of what is wrong, instead of criticizing EVERYTHING because it doesnt come from YOUR party is not the way to fix things. I was actually very glad to hear of the 6 senators, 3 Dems and 3 Republicans that are presenting a health bill that may
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:35 am
Look it up, its commone knowledge. Bush left the costs of the war out of the budget. You, my friend, debate very well but you lack the wisdom to look honestly at reality. Yes there is a great deal wrong with the country, but name calling and vitriol
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:17 am
All govt spending is accounted for. You show your Ignorant Liberal Bullshit by ignoring the facts I posted last and instead trying to redirect attention towards a bogus claim that has no support. You my friend have guzzled the far-left Kool-aid. Wake up.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:29 am
Oh just like the fact that you (and Bush) left the true costs of the war out of the budgets and never accounted for them bringing their numbers down on paper but astronomical in reality? Typical, the only one lying or uninformed, is once again, you.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:00 am
ILB, you conveniently left out the other spending packages they spent during the same month. Mainly the Omnibus which added to the 'stimulus' is well over $1T. As usual...you are either uninformed or lying. I'm not sure which.
ILB - September 1, 2009, 1:36 am
As usual.....UNTRUE. Total of wars to date is $904 billion (most of which was spent during the last 7 years) vs. $787 billion spent on pulling this country out of the hole it was left in. (although Pelosi and Reed ARE complete morons)
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 12:37 am
WoS, while your input is interesting, it's completely ineffective in changing me. (Typed slowly for you) If..the..Admin..approves..it..the..poster..belongs..here. So, suck it up and move on.
Ed-Hyde - August 27, 2009, 1:49 pm
Trolls!!! They are everywhere!!
Walkerofskies - August 27, 2009, 1:25 pm
And for the record, everyone one knows it was trolls, sent by stock brokers, that stole all of our money.
Walkerofskies - August 27, 2009, 1:20 pm
This pisses me off. I'm not angered by things like petty political insults. I'm angered by the fact that you (WTFO) are still unable to realize that this site is for, and I will say this slowley so you don't forget, H-U-M-O-R.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:11 pm
Well at least the intelligence level of the conversation will improve significantly without you in it. I'm glad to be done with you. Hopefully, you'll stop trolling my posters to start flame wars. Goodbye and good riddance.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 6:06 pm
You are obviously trying to continue a flame war that should have died yesterday. I will not stoop to your level. This is over and if you choose to continue you will only be talking to yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 23, 2009, 6:03 pm
Again transferring your behavior onto others wtfo. You are now roaming around just like a stereotypical timmy. Almost all your posters are politifakes without even an attempt at funny. You fail once again.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:03 pm
BTW, below is one of your more mature engagements "Whines Too Fuckin Often". Nope, nothing childish about that, eh? I discuss adult topics, you whine about those adult topics. Man TTH, it must suck to be wrong all the time like you.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:00 pm
I've seen your posters TTH. There isn't much in the way of quality. A few tributes a few attacks on tunnelers and support for the pot that has rotted your brain. Not impressed. But, no matter. You have a right to be here that you fail to extend to others.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 22, 2009, 11:19 am
And early signs of syphilis....don't forget the syphilis.
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:02 am
Pirate get back to me when you learn you difference between quality and quantity. I pay more compliments than criticisms. I show and receive praise from the best contributors of this site, while you show nothing but contempt.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 12:26 pm
I really think you Amerikens would do better to bring back some of yout previous Presidents...What happened to that Nixon Guy? Or That young guy...Kennedy?...did he recover from that scratch on his head yet?
Haarakkon - August 20, 2009, 10:53 am
Just a side note: If we make the number of posters created a criterion for comments, where do we draw the line? Can you not comment until you've made, say, 100 posters? A thousand? Or is it a ratio? 5 comments for every poster made? Or 10?
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 7:56 am
you know, there was a night a little while back where you and others were commenting about a pit bull poster. the whole discussion was informative and I learned a lot. No one was called a Timmy or put down. That is what we need more of. Not attacks
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 7:50 am
my guess is that the site was invented so people could have fun making posters... and that is the allure. it wasn't created so you could be the leading commentator on other peoples work... no one really cares what you think anyway. or what I think.
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 7:46 am
it was not racist, never meant to be. my issue is that you bounce around commenting annoyingly on everyone elses posters, yet contribute very little work yourself. You stir up fights all the time and drive people away. You act like you invented this site
TheTrashHeap - August 20, 2009, 7:36 am
Pirate you have an issue because of the comments I made regarding your Africa poster. Put more thought into your posters and you won't be criticized. Your poster was racist and you needed to be told.
TheTrashHeap - August 20, 2009, 7:34 am
when timmies are allowed to vote lions mean nothing. You can whine about some imagined clique all you want Whines Too Fuckin Often, but the only conspiracy against you is one of common sense. You have been told to stop the diatribes, now grow up.
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 12:16 am
understood EGD. never considered that
WTFO - August 20, 2009, 12:15 am
Well said Pirate. BTW, TTH I often get compliments on my posters from the peers and good lion ratings. In case you missed it, the lions are there to tell you exactly how people feel about your work. But I guess when the clique speaks, facts don't matter.
Elder God Douchebag - August 20, 2009, 12:12 am
Neither do you. Remember that.
ThePirate - August 20, 2009, 12:06 am
and when exactly TTH are you going to start entertaining US? 35 Motifakes, 10,000 comments on other peoples Motifakes.. don't be a poser.. start being one of the contributors who make us laugh or think or cry.. YOU do not dictate content here. U thinku do
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:49 pm
You obviously have missed the point once again. There is no attempt at entertainment or humor in this poster. That is why it should be removed. Your posters are just veiled complaints and detract from the entertainment value of this site.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:47 pm
Poster ratings mean nothing when judged here. When I receive a compliment from my peers (the contributors of this site)that is more than enough for me. Ratings are a poor judge of quality and a 2.9 is perfect. Nice try though.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:43 pm
TTH, one respectful question this time based on your last comment here. If this should be removed then why does it have a rating 3.38 and your best poster only rates 3.15 (lower than my average of 3.18)? Maybe you don't speak for as "many" as you claim.
Gort - August 19, 2009, 6:59 pm
It's amusing the amount of disbelief being posted here. It only emphisizes the way these fucktards in the picture can blow through money. The only reason this poster isn't funny is because it's so goddamn true. Change! Whoo Hoo!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 am
This poster is an ideal candidate for removal based on the "not funny" laws of 09.
Reality Lord - August 19, 2009, 11:20 am

the bill was approved by the bush administration and obama had the target put on him for it.....cool.
Agent K - August 1, 2009, 3:14 am
plus incidentals like food at chow and MRE's and all the money we've sunk into construction at Baghdad and the other bases.
Agent K - August 1, 2009, 3:12 am
Haarakkon may have a point you can't really place a value on any life. but as it is with all the bombs and other munitions we've used in both wars i find it hard to believe the "official costs" also things like JP8 and all the medical care for the wounded
WTFO - August 1, 2009, 3:02 am
The fact is that the omnibus bill plus the $787B "stimulus" did cost more dollars than both wars combined. However, that doesn't take into account the loss of life of servicemen/women which can't be measured with cash. That's not politics, that's stats.
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 4:01 pm
Maybe we've developed really fuel efficient tanks. Or our soldiers volunteer now. Or there are miraculous free healing hospitals. Or the planes run on solar power now. Maybe the troops walked over there, too.
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 3:57 pm
This poster is a wonderful case in point. Can anyone (without pointing to skewed "data" provided mostly by the politicos they follow, on both sides) honestly believe that more was spent in the stimulus bill than in an overseas conflict lasting 7 years?
Haarakkon - July 31, 2009, 3:54 pm
It would seem to me that "liberals" bear the brunt of the blame game at the moment. Yet another convenient way of avoiding responsibility. Bottom line is that conservatives and liberals alike have been blinded by their own sides' propaganda.
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 2:49 pm
The devil made me do it. DANG! I just did it again, didn't I?
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 2:17 pm
...become an excuse. Chris Rock said he didn't want advantage given based on his skin color: "If you get a higher score, then you win - but if there's a tie? Fuck it! You had a 300 year head start!" ROFL!
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 2:14 pm
TTH, in the US - with the exception of the recent Supreme Court decision for the Conn. Firefighters - there is no such thing as "Reverse Discrimination"...from what I see, ONLY in America do you hear about race relations ALL THE TIME. It's...
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:59 pm
If you always complain that other races use the race card (meaning you can't) then that is in effect your race card.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:57 pm
Yes but how is always blaming the race card not using the race card? Or for that matter how is it not passing the buck.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:56 pm
You can believe The U.S is better. But that "land of the free" motto should have been given a solemn funeral and never spoken of again.
Jmac0585 - July 31, 2009, 1:55 pm
I have sent numerous emails to Barbara Boxer and her pal Frankenstein, and NEITHER has sent me anything but a form letter email back. chuckdevoredotcommerce
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:53 pm
TTH, as I've pointed out in other comments and posters; I don't give a damn about anyone's race and don't complain that I can't use a race card. I was taught to take responsibility for my life instead of blaming others.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:52 pm
sending emails to their offices that they will be held accountable if they don't start representing us.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:51 pm
Agent K, there is shit we can do. Just because they were voted into office doesn't mean we shut up and let them dismantle the greatest nation on Earth (no offense to my Canadian friends, I'm sure you feel the same aboot your country). I let them know by
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 8:53 am
Two comments: 1) only 1 person in this 'fake is black you idiot (whl) and 2) what kind of knife are you using to debone him P?
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:44 am
lmao. no, no, no.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:43 am
snicker
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:43 am
That's just wrong. But hey "to each her own"
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:43 am
ok people look we have a democratic president, and democrat controlled congress...there aint shit you can do so give it up!
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:42 am
I sho am. You don't need to know the details at this time. However, Bible Black will illustrate some might fine hints.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
And everyone has race so everyone qualify's! sounds like a fun game to me. In a way isn't always blaming the race card just another way of playing the race card? eg."I am an oppressed white male because everyone else get's to play the race card"?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
Wait? You're "boning" him? WTF?
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
I loathe the race card. I make racist comments all the time about Mexicans, and despite that I've been boning one for a year and a half, I'm still called a racist.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:38 am
No, TTH. The race card is more like the Reverse card in Uno. Somebody challenges you, you drop the race card (if you qualify) and turn the game back on the other person.
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:20 am
Is the race card the one where you have to pick up four? Oh wait thats uno.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:17 am
a pathetic loser for playing the race card. You must have learned from Obama himself. That seems to be his defense when people question him for destroying the Constitution.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:16 am
whl, I blame each President for the problems they create. No POTUS is perfect and all make mistakes. However, BHO is front-loading all his mistakes that my children will be paying for with taxes for as long as they and their children will live. You are
Porcelina - July 30, 2009, 10:52 pm
please just shut the fuck up
wet homo liberal - July 30, 2009, 10:50 pm
right. take all the debts and problems bush/clinton created and blame it on the black man. i'm sure that always works in your fantasy world, con-con boy.
WTFO - June 1, 2009, 2:11 pm
Antimark, I assume you are calling Mark a racist. Do you have any proof, or are you just another dick that thinks all conservatives have to be racist? FOMF ya little prick.
Antimark - June 1, 2009, 11:47 am
Mark calling someone racist is truly hilarious L...O...L
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:35 am
Well said, Mark. Hey, barockeva all I can say to you is FOMF.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 4:29 pm
barockeva - I thought I smelled you come in. Why not just keep your racist opinions to yourself? BHO is over there right now kissing the asses of those "sand rats." This will be the United States of Arabia before he's done.
barockeva - April 6, 2009, 4:13 pm
At least they were wasted here in America as opposed to wasted on those fucking sand rats.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 4:32 pm
Again, I spelled out how my numbers and analysis are accurate and how your source twisted the numbers to get a result they wanted. You can try to distract from facts all you want, it doesn't change the truth this poster states.
Anonymous1010 - March 28, 2009, 2:53 pm
Again, just saying something does NOT make it true. Where is the proof that the paper is biased? Furthermore where is the proof that the specific site is biased? Like I said, if it was so biased it wouldn't be knocking Obama would it?
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:31 am
weapon system did exactly as its name implies. It kept the peace. Thanks for the snappy observation, though. It definitely made me chuckle.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:29 am
Sean, you're a funny guy. My avatar pays tribute to the Peacekeeper ICBM (now decommissioned) launching from Vandenberg AFB, CA on a test launch. Missles are shaped that way for aerodynamic purposes not phallic ones. With up to 10 nuclear warheads this
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:27 am
the USA.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 2:27 am
Repeated for Anon, the article you cited was posted by St Petersburg Times (known biased paper). I made no errors regardless of your spin. Follow BHO blindly I'm sure socialism will do good for you. It fails for those of us who believe in the values of
Sean - March 28, 2009, 2:17 am
I am not going to mention any names, however, when your own avatar is obviously a phallic symbol which is in the process of blowing it's own load, I respectfully recommend that you refrain from commenting on the avatar of another. That is all. Resume.
Anonymous1010 - March 28, 2009, 1:54 am
You can check the site for yourself on that one. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/personalities/barack-obama/ That sure sounds like a biased organization doesn't it?
Anonymous1010 - March 28, 2009, 1:51 am
While the "media bias" line may work at CPAC, it does not change the errors you made - which the article points out very well. If Politifact.com was as biased as you claim, it would not evaluate Obama's statements as anything but true.
WTFO - March 28, 2009, 12:34 am
Sorry, EGD. Not much of a "love-in" kind of guy. I just have to chime in when people distort the facts and spin the conversation away from the truth. However, I'll take a whiskey sour and chill. I've said my piece and am done arguing. (for now)
BoneCd - March 27, 2009, 8:57 pm
It wouldn't be a Hippie Love-in then! But a beer sounds great. Speaking of beer...anyone try a Michelob Light since they've bought out. Excellent I must say & I'm a Heineken man


HANG IN THERE - Someone has to do it .


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LEBRON - After game 5 of the NBA finals i asked LeBron if he had change for a dollar He replied 'sorry, i'm only good for 3 quaters'


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Cloudchaser - June 11, 2011, 8:46 am
I see I wasn't the only one looking at Fark last night


ANTONYMS - If the opposite of pro is con, what is the opposite of progress?


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highjump321 - December 11, 2009, 12:26 pm
or degress?
me - September 19, 2009, 12:44 pm
its regress....


STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH - "My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join me as we try to change it." --Barack Obama


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darkabyss - May 26, 2011, 7:59 am
now its over 90 comment,why?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:52 pm
Sean, here's my lane (I don't speak for the whole right): the POTUS is a radical progressive liberal based on his policies (that are Marxist, Socialist, etc.) who is trying to (in his words) "fundamentally change this country" --Obama, Nov 2008.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:52 am
He's either Adolf Hitler or he is a horse. Why can't the right pick a lane on this one?
collige boy - September 4, 2009, 1:50 am
man ... is you studip
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:01 pm
Hey, troll boy. Either offer a valid counterpoint with proof and support or shut the fuck up you pathetic little troll.
ILB - August 30, 2009, 5:16 pm
Good lord your are stupid.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:08 am
like you would still criticize Pres Bush due the the massive strain that tactic would have had on our military. The fact is that morons like you think conservatives can do no right and liberals can do no wrong.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:07 am
to terrorism and a dictator while other Western nations quaked in fear or were doing illegal trade with Saddam. Rumsfeld (not Cheney) was the SECDEF who supported minimum force entry to Iraq. That was a mistake, but if we used overwhelming force idiots
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:05 am
Zed, the reason we had inadequate armor for Afghan and Iraq is two-fold. 1) the military wasn't designed to fight thugs with IEDs. 2) the gross underfunding of the military by Pres Clinton. I agree that G.H.W.Bush rocked, but so did his son by stepping up
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 5:58 pm
do you really want to start aguing again, because you already got beat pretty bad on the webcam poster
Zed - July 23, 2009, 5:15 pm
Canada: A) so what? and B) No.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 4:35 pm
zed u have no friends or support here STFU
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:28 pm
Canada: No.
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:27 pm
WTFO: Sure, Cheney thanked you, AFTER he sent you in with INADEQUATE armor. Bush Sr. did better when we went in in Gulf War 1. It was called "let the EXPERTS (the PENTAGON) do the planning", instead of Cheney's little warhawk commission. G.H. Bush rocked.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 8:14 am
hey zed STFU! u pedo timmy. loke what poster this guy was defending http://www.motifake.com/web-cam-demotivational-poster-37309.html
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:57 am
Are you wishing for my death, Zed? That's pathetic that you can't handle the truth about your savior. BTW, VP Cheney is a decent man and just last June he thanked me and a bunch of other military members for our service at an event we volunteered for.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:46 pm
@Canada: No.
Jmac0585 - July 22, 2009, 5:23 pm
I, much like ice-storms, hockey maple syrup, and Sean, agree with Canada.
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 5:06 pm
hey zed, STFU
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:03 pm
WTFO, an "an hero" is a suicide. Be one. Alternately, go get a job, move out of your parents basement, and quit praying that someday Dick Cheney will love you back.
HAHA - May 20, 2009, 11:31 pm
this is the sorry truth.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 11:47 pm
Tmr, Incoherent posts really show the lack of intelligence in your position. Go back and get you GED. Oh, never mind, socialist Dems will make educated workers pay your way.
Thats my rightwing - April 29, 2009, 1:48 pm
one lost vote, one lost war, one lost economy - and they start bitching & moaning, rewhining for the coldwarpast that wont come back, were they were almost an heroes..
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2009, 12:52 am
I was just curious why you use the word white as a tag in so many Obama related posters
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:44 pm
Are you stalking me, cowshit? You seem to be searching out all my posters to get my attention. I'm spoken for, but if I was gay I'd be flattered.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:11 am
once again. why is "white" one of your tags?
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 3:52 am
If commenting on your own bullshit, unfunny, lameass political posters keeps you in the top 100 then so be it.....Blah. It only reveals your own stupidity to more people.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:32 am
typo: change "not" to "now".
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:31 am
Attacks on my mother and not 3 separate "blah blah" posts? What are you 10? Keep boosting my comment numbers, Timmy. It's always nice to see my posters make it in the various reports.
mooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:31 am
good don't leave. It's too much fun making fun of you and your lame political posters....BLAH.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:26 am
blah blah socialist blah frog. nlah blah commie blah
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:25 am
makes it an enjoyable night for me. Thanks for the laughs, dumbasses. By the way, I'm not leaving this site, nor am I changing what I post.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:24 am
roles as the MotiFake "funny" police, I couldn't give a damn. I enjoy good debate first and foremost, but watching you two ass-munchers get all pissed and start yapping like chihuahuas hyped up on crack is fun too. Knowing that I've gotten under your skin
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:22 am
blah blah blah blah
moooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:21 am
blah blah blah
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:20 am
Wow, such a mature rant from both you idiots. I enjoyed you evidence on how I'm the hate-filled one with your attacks on my mother. No worries, I'm sure she'd be able to beat the shit out of both of you little fudge-packers. As for your self-appointed
mooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:27 am
Yeah I know "there are all kinds of posters on this blah,blah,blah If you don't like them no one is forcing blah,blah,blah"
mooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 12:25 am
Yes you put out the bait. So people would argue with you. We are only giving you what you wanted. Also political posters are boring. Where is the funny?
WTFO - April 27, 2009, 11:54 pm
Wow, I put out some troll bait and got 2 bites. The frozen frog and his bovine boyfriend. I'll respond later when I have time to kill reading their ignorant responses.
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 12:00 am
I think wtfo's mom was a little too friendly with the canadian sailors during the war.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:46 am
Sand in his vagina. Sorry I missed a period.....just like WTFO's mom. difference is I don't have a list of truckers to call and request child support.
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:14 am
I am sick and tired of being treated like a Little kid. WTFO wants to ride the bus ALONE.
moooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:11 am
"socialist, hate-filled, frozen frog" How has he been "socialist" Fuck your frozen comment "Frog? WTF? Where do you get this crap you redneck Fuck?
mooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 3:05 am
You mean sand in his vagina his dirty, dirty vagina
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:56 am
This guy knows nothing about canadians he just has sand in his crack cause his guy lost an election. Like everyone on motifake cares about american politics. I think bringing back the funny is top priority! enough political propaganda and hateful crap
mooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:55 am
who cares what you researched, And quit sucking up to Sean (the only Canadian who likes you)....or so you think.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:52 am
or it is now at least!
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:50 am
If you give me a doll I will show you where she touched me....it's a dirty place.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:48 am
she had special "requests" ....I'm still in therapy.
mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:46 am
and the tag "funny" does not belong.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:44 am
why is the word "white" one of your tags?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:44 am
Nice good cop bad cop moooooo this guy brings all this on himself to get attention by defending himself and then cries "i dont have to defend myself". He loves the sound of his own voice and the look of his text on a page. also why the overcharge by mommy
moooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:42 am
You call everyone who disagrees with you a socialist.....you are the true timmy. you bring this on yourself.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:35 am
Do you know any french canadians? You post more comments defending your posters than anyone else does commending them. Using tag words like socialist to make it sound like its you and yours against them and theirs. You invite criticism with every new post
mooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 2:30 am
"I don't have to explain my posters" No you don't ....we all know they suck. We get it... You are trying to make up for your lack of intellect .. and yeah I fucked your mother and she only charged me 4 bucks....Canadian. I'm not from Quebec either.
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:28 am
Your problem is that you believe every stereotype you hear. what would it matter if i were french? you cant paint everyone with the same brush. its sad that a grown man can hate a whole province of people. Have you ever been to quebec?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 2:17 am
Nah its just a Canadian nickname to most people here, and a hockey team in vancouver ( as far from quebec as possible ) You calling me hate filled is like me calling you funny. I am not french and have never lived in quebec
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 1:15 am
lot in my dealings with this socialist, hate-filled, frozen frog. I forgive you, Timmy. You can't help your ignorance. So put on your helmet and go play, eh?
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 1:13 am
I don't have to explain my posters to Canuck, the self-appointed funny police. I researched the word Canuck and found that it doesn't necesarily refer to a Canadian (like our friend, Sean) but is specifically directed at French Canadians. That explained a
Sean - April 26, 2009, 12:35 am
The equine reference?
Canuck - April 26, 2009, 12:14 am
Where's the funny?
VinceVicious - April 26, 2009, 12:08 am
[Regarding Obama] That's not what he meant but it's probably his desire.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:19 pm
assertions. Your generalization of hospitals and Americans display true ignorance. While Mark chooses the phrase "suck it" towards you, I'll pick FOMF (Fuck Off, Mother Fucker)!
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 8:18 pm
First off, there are 2 sounds the letter "c" can make. The intended sound is the "s" not the "k" in my posts, so fuck off on your instructions. Second, your personal attacks show your stupidity. You call names because you have no facts to support your
Mark - April 11, 2009, 9:36 am
mooooo - Suck it.
moooooooooooooo - April 11, 2009, 5:15 am
first off never refer to a lady as "porc" second, you sir are a total douche. US hospitals of all kinds suck because they are run by Americans aka greedy,cheap bastards
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:17 am
We can start with Nationalized Health Care. If you want to see how well the govt runs health care, then I suggest you visit an Army hospital. Trust me you do not want every hospital in the nation to be run like that.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:20 pm
mrawesomo - first give me everything you own and then I'll tell you.
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 5:36 pm
What's so bad about socialism?
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
He has already weakened our ability to do so.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
a whole bunch of bad guys and the new judge comes in and says thanks for your work but since I don't like the last judge, I'm setting the convicts free. You'd be pretty upset, right? The military's duty is to protect this nation and its citizens...
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:34 pm
One last point is the HUGE error in shutting down Gitmo. Several of these war criminals will be released back to their home country to mount more attacks against our military and against our homeland. Think of it if you were a police officer who caught...
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:04 pm
Pres Obama and the liberal Congress are already screwing it up and we're not out of January yet.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 6:03 pm
Porc, if the stimulus package makes it through the Senate as it passed the House, we are facing much bigger govt, mass welfare (called tax rebates to those who don't pay taxes) and a huge environmental push instead of economic stimulus.
Porcelina - January 31, 2009, 2:20 pm
WILL PEOPLE STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT OBAMA FOR ONCE!? We gave Bush TWO chances. LET HIM FUCK UP BEFORE YOU TALK SHIT.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 1:00 pm
Blah, blah, blah. Whatever. We don't lop the heads off our enemies, or stone our women, or any of the other horrific acts they perform in the name of their "peaceful" religion. We just make them uncomfortable so the tell us where the friends are.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 4:49 am
Guantanamo Bay detention camp: because if the terrorists do it, we should too.
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 12:40 am
While your working photoshop, can you do something about all the Chinese soldiers in the poster too?
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:26 am
WTFO - After the comment from NAPalm1989, I downloaded your poster and substituted the socialist fist and rose for the hammer and sickle. It just doesn't have the same impact but it did give me a good laugh.
Mark - January 23, 2009, 11:21 am
WTFO - Absofuckinlutely! That's what makes this country great. It's just that I'm not comfortable with pissing in his cornflakes just yet. I agree with you 100 percent about closing Gitmo. I'm afraid he just wants to bring his friends closer to home.
Elder God Douchebag - January 23, 2009, 11:17 am
Who keeps letting Timmy in?
trae - January 23, 2009, 11:09 am
the people who voted for this ass have no idea what they have unleashed on the U.S
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:55 pm
...and it's only day 3 on the job.
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:54 pm
Mark, I still respect the Office of the President and my Commander in Chief. However, questioning his policies (especially with his own words) isn't out of bounds. I hope he does good, but closing Gitmo in a year is a horrible mistake & it's only
Mark - January 22, 2009, 4:11 pm
The hammer and sickle symbol is far more inflamatory than the "Socialist International" symbol of a hand clutching a rose. I think they were going for that whole "Flower Power" thing to draw in the Liberal Democrats.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 3:38 pm
I would agree that they're different, but not "very different ideologies."
NAPalm1989 - January 22, 2009, 1:48 pm
I'd like to point out the huge flaw in this post, socialism and communism (the hammer and sickle) are very different ideologies
Mark - January 22, 2009, 12:56 pm
I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt, hope he does the right thing, and hope that he doesn't turn all of his words into actions. The poster however is right on target.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 12:53 pm
WTFO - Nice poster! I'm going to lay off of Mr. Obama for a while though. It has to do with that part of the oath about the "officers appointed over me." Although I'm retired I don't feel that I'm released from that oath.
Cubbybear - January 22, 2009, 11:17 am
Are you sure it's not his ass?


SUCCESS -


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ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:58 pm
5L for the Aussie!!
sidestep22 - November 15, 2012, 4:30 pm
Wow.. Excellent! Truly demotivational. Now where did I leave my noose?
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:13 am
dam....back to the drawing board....thanks...5L my dears ;)


HANGOVERS - Waking up is easy. Letting you live is the hard part.




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JUSTICE - Old School.


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Rukey - December 29, 2010, 3:00 am
What the.. Hes never going to pull the tree down that way..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2010, 10:05 pm
Is that a dig at me RR?...Kinda harsh. No worries...I'm already "Hung"
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 7:11 pm
my 2nd choice of comment for this pic was 'The Mods. They hate your guts.' Would have outperformed this one easily... Not sure it would have been approved, though. Oh well, we will never know, anyway.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:30 pm

I can think of a few motifakers this should be done tooooooooooooooooooo


LET THE GAMES BEGIN -


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Coop94stoker - December 1, 2012, 2:56 pm
Funny. My head hurts
Sho - March 30, 2012, 1:58 pm
I'm in as long I can have some orange juice instead
mariand - March 30, 2012, 1:24 pm
hahaha...where?...where?
Greeny - March 29, 2012, 8:25 pm
lol Gary
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:10 pm
weekend?


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Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:35 pm
For the non-UK readers, paracetamol = acetaminophen (tylenol)
Claire - January 7, 2011, 6:37 pm
Great. 5L from me.
coldinjected - January 7, 2011, 12:57 am
I have to give you 5L just for the title "Hair of me". Awesome!


FASCISM - A political movement that exalts nation above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic govt headed by a dictatorial leader. Or, Change We Can Believe In!


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Bah - October 25, 2009, 1:50 am
Communists and fascists have different philosophies about the relationship between people and government, but they came to the same conclusion: an elected dictator who manages the economy. Go far enough to any extreme and you'll come full circle.
Sean-sequitur - September 3, 2009, 11:33 pm
MEET THE NEW BOSS ... Probably also scared of horses.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:54 pm
mmmm. cake. You a funny guy, mooo.
mooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Cake!! . chill out man you're gonna have a stroke. Ignore those who disagree with you. I haven't spoken to my wife in days, I didn't want to interrupt her.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:47 pm
New World Order was in wrestling, not the Republican party. Obama and the Congress are giving us Fascism with a happy face on it. The govt own a majority share of AIG, Citi, BoA, GM, on and on and they want more. The definition above fits his policies.
Marduke - May 8, 2009, 9:40 am
Aren't you confusing that with the Republican Party and their so called "New World Order".
Getoffit - May 8, 2009, 2:24 am
Jeez... Obama's either Communist or Fascist. They're opposites so he can't be both.... which is it?? Your man lost the election, get over it already...


$1.5M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a prostitute shelter in Dayton, OH! (Creates 0 jobs) Wait a minute...if they're in the shelter, then they are out of work too.


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Woodywood03a - August 18, 2009, 12:48 am
Tell me again... where are we again???
Sean - August 8, 2009, 1:11 pm
You'd think a couple of a' 20's 'd be all it takes for that. Sheesh. What bar did they stagger into?
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 4:10 am
NS, they also spent $400,000 to study gay sex in bars in Argintina.
north star - July 27, 2009, 8:53 pm
What about the $800,000 to study Chinese hookers and the effects of alcohol on their health? That's one heckuva job-eh?
LogicDude - February 5, 2009, 8:17 am
Have them tested and sent to my bunker...I may have a use for them. EGD - still need souls for your death ray?


LIBERAL TRUTH #1 - To win, you don't have to stand "for" any values, you merely have to demonize your opponent's values and stand "against" them


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Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:14 am
Unkown by whom?
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:13 am
Maybe I don't know what the word "lies" means either, since I am more than prepared to concede that the Bush admin really believed what it heard or saw. More's the pity really.
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:12 am
BTW, I also agree that a CIA agent's identity should not be disclosed. But the reason it happened is still unknown.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 12:12 am
A man needs an exit strategy...like pulling out. Waka! Waka! Waka! A good raq will snare a dude any day.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:12 am
that no one can ever release that would have justified the war. Oh, and rather that use his WMD's to defend him country from attack, he shipped them all off to Syria.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:10 am
Whether there was other intel, the stuff that was advanced publically -- yellow cake, aluminium tubes, etc., we know where the WMD's are -- turned out to be pure bull*sh*it. So now we are being asked to believe that there's some super-secret stuff
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:06 am
there, whether you like it or not. It wasn't just the US intel, China, Israel, France, UK, and even Canadian intel agreed on Iraq. So enough with the slander about lies and spin. For those of us who understand it's a tired/false argument, you can't prove.
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:04 am
Agree on the exit strategy to a degree, but you can't work on arbitrary timelines without meeting specific goals first or Iraq would fail. That classified "intel crap" protects lives and is endangered if the enemy learns sources and methods. The intel was
WTFO - September 19, 2009, 12:02 am
Again you claim to know what is in the minds of those you accuse of lying and leaking a CIA agent. You assume intent vs having facts. Not trying to call you a liar, just that you are spreading the far-lefts lies they used to get power.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:00 am
any intel that would be to its advantage. Yet no such self serving leaks. So can the compelling yet can't be disclosed intel crap. They ran with the spin they could spin, and you got a war without an exit strategy.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:59 pm
Do you even know what the word lie means? I doubt it. And I can assuure you that I am not the least bit offended at being called a liar by you. And the administration that leaks the identity of a CIA agent out of sheer malace is sure to leak ...
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:28 pm
Quite right, Bart. Sean, did you see the intel that both Congress and Pres Bush did when they agreed to kick Saddam's ass? No? I saw some, so your and the far-left's accusations of "lying" are the actual lies here.
MO - September 18, 2009, 11:26 pm
Not so much the pants as the wabbit suit....that my dear doesn't do that bodonkadonk any justice at all.......
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:24 pm
A voter is but an middle aged lady who wants to know one thing: "Do these pants make me look fat?"
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:23 pm
Thanks B. Great timing. But back away from the intended hyperbole of your comment and I agree. Can you even get 1 vote by telling the voters the truth? "I ain't kissin' that thing, lady, your baby is hideous."
MO - September 18, 2009, 11:23 pm
Momma said politicians are so onry cause they gots all them toofs and no.....PUMPKIN PIE!!!!!!!
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:21 pm
Again, you change the subject. Bush and his cronies played fast and loose with the "truth" so as to start an endless war. Obama is your president, not mine. Seems to be kind of a dud to me at this point.
Bartimaeus - September 18, 2009, 11:21 pm
How do you tell when a politician is lying?...He wins the election. Waka! waka! waka! All politicians lie, because people will only vote for perfection; It's do or die, a leader can never say "try."
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:17 pm
DB, in some cases yes conservatives use this. Over the last 2 elections the Dems gained power by standing against anything Bush stood for. That's not a position but an opposition and it worked for them. Partly due to media claims of Reps as lying on Iraq.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:15 pm
Sean, why is it okay for you to call Bush a liar but when Obama is called out for lying to Congress and the public, there's huge outcry. You can't prove any of the left's claim for lies. Don't be such a hater, bud.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:11 pm
but his concerns were ignored. Then the Obama campaign simply pretended McCain never did this, blamed the recession on Bush, and then unfairly linked McCain to Bush. McCain was actually ahead in most polls before the economic collapse.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:10 pm
This poster gave the Obama campaign too much credit. They didn't use the Republican's values against them. They misinterpreted the Republican's values outright. McCain actually gave a speech warning of the real estate market's ways before it collapsed;
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 2:14 am
I shouldn't be salivating. Dammit, ese!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 2:07 am
Mexican Burger....place one tortilla between two tortillas.....done.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 2:06 am
Heat oven to 400, grease pie pan. Cook hamburger and onion and drain. Stir in seasoning mix, put mixture into pie pan. Sprinkle with chilies and cheese. Beat remaining ingredients until smooth. Pour in pie pan. Bake 30 minutes or until knife comes out cle
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 2:06 am
That's a family secret!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 2:05 am
MEXICAN PIE 1 lb. hamburger 1/2 c. chopped onion 1 env. (1 1/4 oz.) taco seasoning mix 1 can (4 oz.) whole green chilies, chopped and drained 1 c. shredded Monterey Jack cheese (4 oz.) 1 1/4 c. milk 3/4 c. Bisquick mix 3 eggs 1/8 tsp. red pepper sauce
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 2:04 am
Bean pie!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:56 am
How about blender cow pies?.....cuz that's what I think a politifake might taste like.....1 BTW.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:50 am
Melikes blender pies!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:41 am
We'll blend it up really good for you aggy....and you can drink it through a straw before nap time.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:41 am
And bang on truth. Lots of that. And the exposure of countless Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld lies. So don't discount the huge hole the Fake Republican Administration dug for itself.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:40 am
Like one of my posters states, my silver lining is that it takes a Carter to get a Reagan. I just hope someone is up to the task to correct the serious mistakes going on. (That includes the bailouts that Bush started).
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:40 am
I'm too old for chery. Key lime, dammit!
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:38 am
With a failing economy and 8 years of visceral personal attacks, hate and often lies. Add to that most TV media outlets completely in the tank for Dems. The Reps could have put anyone up and they would have lost to anyone the Dems put up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:36 am
cherry......shame on you Aggy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:36 am
Blueberry.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 1:36 am
Apple
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:35 am
I dealt with McCain for 3 days when I worked at Mandalay Bay. He is very scrambled in the head. You'd be amazed. I don't know what's giving him the clarity he shows on TV, but in person, it was rough.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:35 am
She drove thinking Republicans away in droves ... or Ford Explorers as the case may be.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:33 am
AND had anyone but Palin. She didn't help reel in the middle-road republican vote, nor conservative dems.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:32 am
Had McCain said "Fu*c*k the base. Those douchebags ain't voting for Obama anyway, and then stayed true to himself, by say, calling torture torture and just being McCain, he mighta won the damn election. Would have done better anyway.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:32 am
While I don't agree with shouting down people at the town halls, many are asking questions and being ignored or insulted by the elected officials: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Cu1ClqteY --That didn't look like an angry mob. Just a jackass politician.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:23 am
I guess yelling at a town hall meeting to break it up instead of debating is different. Or, like shouting at the POTUS during a speech. That's how you change things.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 1:22 am
Ah c'mon, have you seen his opponent's values? They are written out on posted notes that have been slapped to a revolving door.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 1:17 am
Unfortunately, all elections have seem to degenerate to this level.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:17 am
Sounds like a familiar tactic.
CANADA - September 18, 2009, 1:11 am
i love this poster
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:15 pm
the terrorists wouldn't hide among women and children.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 6:15 pm
Pab, I'm not sure where the attack on Israel and WW2 vets came from. Are you saying that Israel doesn't have the right to defend themselves from Hamas suicide bombers, mortar fire and kidnappings? I think less civilians would be injured in Palastine if
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
The Jews in Israel aren't the "Good guys" any more than the americans who firebombed Japanese residential districts and shot surrendering enemies in WW2 were the "Good Guys," everyone in every war has done bad things, and the jews are 100% no exception.
Gillian - April 17, 2009, 3:32 pm
Great another black dude asking for my change
Gillian - April 17, 2009, 3:32 pm
Great another black dude asking for my change
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 11:25 pm
I disagree, you have to let one live so if we ever let him see the light of day again he can relay the story of what a 50 Cal bullet can do to a pirate's skull.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 9:36 pm
WTFO... wasn't it nice? Nicely "executed" as well. Although, I'm still not happy about allowing one pirate to live. It reduces the fear factor.
Porcelina - April 12, 2009, 7:57 pm
Please go see the thread ''Enough is Enough''
Sean - April 12, 2009, 7:53 pm
Hey Prez O., WTFO sez "great job" and can you please help him with his "Ninja problem" (sic.).
Sean - April 12, 2009, 7:45 pm
Uhm, WTFO. I have it on good authority that your President only reads MY comments when he's on Motifake ... so I'll tell him you said that. Bye.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 7:22 pm
Regarding the pirates, Pres Obama took the correct action today by letting the Navy SOF take care of those bastards. 3 head shots. Outstanding. Hopefully this action will prevent other Somali pirates from touching a US flagged ship. Good job Mr. President
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:50 pm
We have exhausted them, essentially, but not in full-view of the world community. It's just for appearance. Shuts up the domestic no-war at any cost liberal pussies, too. I don't want another 9/11 either, but this time, it'll be more universally justified
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:37 pm
I totally agree with exhausting all "nice-guy" efforts. Our disagreement is that I believe we have already exhausted those efforts and I'm not will to risk lives to revisit those mistakes with this enemy.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:14 pm
I'm simply saying that you can do a lot more, and a lot worse things if you've exhausted all nice-guy efforts.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:10 pm
I find no fault in that logic. Then again, I was pointing toward a Desert Storm-style coalition effort against the terrorists. I figure you'd have active support from otherwise "closet" supporters if you show them the impotence of diplomacy first.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:08 pm
supporting the US but they know steps are necessary to keep their countries safe from terrorism. We had our diplomacy pissed on we engaged the enemy and the media and dishonest liberals (across the world) turned several folks away from our side.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:06 pm
Too funny. "cooperative when you end up bombing them". I can tell you that we have a lot of support from a large number of countries, in Afghan and Iraq. Some open support others behind the scenes because their leaders are too afraid of public opinion of
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:06 pm
into oblivion. 1) Diplomacy will never work 2) They will hit us again either way. With our diplomacy rejected, and pissed on, the world will be on our side. That is important when it comes to a probable invasion by our forces.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 2:03 pm
I agree with you completely in regards to the UN. However, you have to look at it outside the box. If the world sees you trying to be diplomatic instead of just resorting to military solutions, they will be more cooperative when you end up bombing them
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 2:00 pm
justice, etc. Without the US, the U.N. will fold under the weight of its own problems. Also, without our military, there will be no teeth left at the U.N.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:59 pm
You give the U.N. much more credit than I do, my friend. That place is the most corrupt place on Earth in my mind. I'm in support of the US pulling completely out of there and restarting a new org with countries that truly care about peace, freedom,
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:58 pm
Thanks, WTFO... I like when my point of view is swayed on things I'd normally disagree with.
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:57 pm
Our goals and hopes are the same. However, I see the practical approach. Like I said, it'll allow us to say "Hey, UN, we gave them every chance at the tables to make peace" -- and when we start going at the terrorists real hard, the world will be in sync.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:56 pm
it back here. Great discussion though, AD. It's a pleasure as always, bud. v/r.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:55 pm
NSA can't protect us if BHO takes away the wire taps. Also, GWB's policies of engaging the enemy on their sand versus our land has been effective in protecting American soil for 7 yrs. We need to keep the battlespace in the Middle East or they will bring
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:54 pm
I only have a strong desire to exterminate these radical Islamic terrorists and their "holy" leaders who preach violence and death to the US and Israel.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:53 pm
terrorists have killed women and children in the village thrown their bodies into the raided bldg and put film on the internet claiming the US military did this. See all this, I have no room in my mind or heart to engage in discussions with these animals
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:51 pm
in centuries, Americans want success in months. Our enemies will sacrifice thousands of innocents to get a handfull of us and are willing to use women and children as human shields (yes, they've already done that). After a US raid on insurgents, remaining
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:50 pm
For now... or the next 5-10 years... when they want to hit us again, they will. There is no amount of military or diplomatic action that will prevent it. It's up to the NSA, among others, to protect us.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:49 pm
Your last to points are spot on, AD. That is exactly what we are doing right now, and it does take time. Unfortunately, Americans are so impatient that they get frustrated wait 2 mins for their Hot Pocket to heat. Our enemy is patient and measure success
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:47 pm
history book and prove the point. 3000 more families (or maybe a higher number) should not be made to suffer the loss of a loved one so we can say to the world "told ya it don't work".
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:46 pm
when the destruction of their homes, schools and capitalist futures are repeatedly blown up. We need local cooperation for this to work. Takes time, but it'll work.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:46 pm
The issue I take with your diplomacy approach is that we have openly tried these avenues before and they failed. I am uncomfortable with risking more American civilian deaths proving that the diplomacy method is a failure when we can crack a recent
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:45 pm
The terrorists can and will kill the innocent citizens... we won't. The terrorists, therefore, have the advantage. As I said, keep giving them all 4-bedroom homes and university-quality schools for all ages. They will eventually get sick of terrorists
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:43 pm
terrorists from their countries.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:43 pm
some may not like us "invading" their country, they were already against us. The normal/average Iraqi/Afghani would have a higher opinion of US involvement if they could see how we are trying to help in these areas as well as how we are removing dangerous
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:42 pm
...but it must be done and "displayed" in order to have the world backing when we step up the war on terror... so we can say "we tried the nice way...." - diplomacy isn't the solution, but it's an important cobblestone in the path to their annihilation.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:42 pm
murdering every one we saw. The media helped turn public opinion towards their own ideals which greatly helped BHO take office when he is clearly unqualified for the position. As for the muslim perspective on media reporting our rebuilding efforts. While
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:40 pm
I respectfully agree and disagree. We need to lean on them, yes. But, let's show the world that we're trying to be diplomatic. I don't think it'd work in a million years....
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:40 pm
I've mentioned that I was in the Middle East last year, which is where a lot of my insight comes from. The media needed to show our good deeds here so the US public wouldn't get the perception that the military and GWB's admin weren't stomping around just
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:38 pm
strength if we keep the pressure on now.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:37 pm
my view so my son won't spend his life fighting this fight. I'd rather handle it now. BHO's appeasement dooms future Am. generations to fighting a reestablished and emboldened terrorist threat that we can keep on the ropes and keep them from gaining
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:37 pm
I agree with the downplayed magnitude of the atrocity, but it kick-started a war on terror that otherwise would still be in it's infancy in comparison.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:36 pm
in diplomacy where appropriate, but Islamic terrorists don't want peace with us, they want us and the Jewish wiped off the planet. Negotiations are meaningless in that environment. They have to be eliminated. It'll take a long time but it is necessary in
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:34 pm
3000 "eggs" dying on 9-11 is enough for me. The short-term memory loss of this country makes me sick. 3000 more families shouldn't have to die to prod us to destroy an enemy that has no intention of ever ceasing their war on us. I agree we should engage
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:34 pm
Agreed about media, but that's all a matter of perspective. To me, as long as it stays under the radar, it's not as much of an international trophy to terrorists who want to use it as an example of american invasion of their country. No?
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:32 pm
WTFO, we could polarize a bar in a matter of 30 minutes with conversation like this. I love it!
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:31 pm
and minds in Afghan and Iraq. We're building schools, business districts, farms, homes, parks, soccer fields, etc. The main stream media ignores these good deeds because it doesn't further their agenda nor does it get ratings like deaths do.
Sean - April 12, 2009, 1:30 pm
Hey agdaniele, who was it that said that "Politics is just war carried on by other means." Or was it "Diplomacy"? Anywho, carry on. Way to ramp it up a notch, intellectually speaking ....
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:30 pm
food locations there. It's not nice, but it's a fact that nothing is resistant to capitalism... consumership, choices, greed and gluttony... once it takes hold, nothing can reverse it.
WTFO - April 12, 2009, 1:29 pm
the Somali coast. If that happens we'll likely never see that man alive again. Your points on rebuilding are very valid and the fact that you mention them shows a serious problem with the media. We are currently engaging in that method of winning hearts
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:28 pm
This may sound wrong, but sometimes you have to break a few eggs. In order for the world to engage a decisive war on terrorism, we need to show that diplomatic venues have been exhausted and rejected. Moreso, we keep building malls, theaters and fast


DAY BY DAY - Nothing Changes... But When You look Back Everything is Different




ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


LAND OF ENTITLEMENT - Say goodbye to "Big Brother" cause now the government's your Mother!


TAGS: politics obama congress hope change not really
Rating: 3.55/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 1:29 am
You think it high now, WAIT until it FREE!!
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:23 pm
Big V gets 5 lions for the obscure rock band reference. Well done, sir.
Big V - October 28, 2009, 8:37 am
Nice Scatterbrain reference there... I enjoyed it quite a bit.... and you Can mix funny and political.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:41 am
Already have. I don't discount your wit and brains by any means. Aside from periods of expression in the past, I prefer to never mix happy with politics and religion... both are guaranteed to ruin it.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:39 am
Not taken as an attack, bud. May I recommend reviewing my none political stuff (there are a few mixed in) and then hitting the politics when the mood strikes ya? Take care.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 1:34 am
Sorry, WTFO -- Not a personal attack... this just happened to be there when the mood hit. I get tired of the broken record that many are putting out. This is a fun place. Nobody's fault that I get my entertainment here.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:26 am
thought this cartoon was funny and motifake is where I vent. It's kinda my political soap box (as another of my posters points out).
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 1:24 am
I looked at the site out of respect for my VP. No pictures though. I agree that there are good and bad points to every POTUS. For example, I'm glad the Pres is keeping the wire tapping, blocked the release of those abuse photos, kept rendition, etc. I
agdaniele - May 30, 2009, 7:19 am
Enough already. If anything, I'm more to the right than you are on many issues, but there's never been an administration that didn't have good and bad points. This bashing is tiresome. Why motifake? Why not try directory.etalkinghead.com?


OBAMA-NATION - Wow, the problems do look different when you see them from the liberal point of view.


TAGS: politics congress obama president marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism change funny true
Rating: 3.19/5

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SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 7:59 pm
I understand, and i will play within the rules
rerun - March 14, 2010, 7:45 pm

WTFO is banned from this site if that tells you anything, just a head up. we don't want any crap here. you are new so we will give you the benefit
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 5:51 pm
Am I in trouble?? Besides he started it....lol
rerun - March 14, 2010, 5:31 pm

SgtRock, we now post political posters and conversations on politifake.org. It helps keep the flame wars and hate down here.
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
The ring of truth...
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:39 am
Thank you PKP. Hey, a name, don't judge.
a name - July 4, 2009, 4:59 am
And Dockers.
a name - July 4, 2009, 4:59 am
Only if you're into anal play.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 4, 2009, 4:36 am
Classic.


KEEP THE CHANGE -


TAGS: obama change liberal pelosi
Rating: 3.14/5

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Vegan - February 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
All new political "Fakes" posted on Politifakes.org
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:37 pm
Please take all political talk over to our sister site - politifake.org - thank you!
Chillax - December 20, 2009, 12:36 pm
Looking back as the health care "debate", cap and trade, etc... deals cut behind closed doors in a completely partisan manner (e.g., what happened to the transparency promised by Obama), do you still believe he has lived up to the change he promised?
WTFO - September 2, 2009, 12:55 am
No problem with learning, I do it every day but we cannot completely abandon common sense like the govt has done. Nor can we ignore the basic principles that this nation was founded on. Politicians took an oath to protect the Constitution not destroy it.
Derek - September 2, 2009, 12:00 am
Change does involve learning - and this may prove to be too hard for some.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 11:55 pm
With you ignorant attacks on others for simply having a different opinion, it looks like you're puking all over this site.
Ani - September 1, 2009, 10:26 pm
Dipshits like you make me laugh so hard I almost puke.


$600M IN STIMULUS BILL - For a "Heritage Trail" in Natchez, MS! (Creates 65 jobs) That's $9,230,769.23 for each employee to... MAKE A DIRT PATH!!??


TAGS: politics congress obama president taxes democrats socialist socialism change election funny true
Rating: 3.07/5

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lunchmeat5000 - August 24, 2009, 1:35 am
I think so...or I was drunk and incapable of coherent thought.
WTFO - August 23, 2009, 11:20 pm
I was shooting for perfection. Where did I lose that .1%? Maybe it was a typo, bud.
lunchmeat5000 - August 7, 2009, 12:07 am
Natchez is a shithole anyway(like most of MS), they need all the help that can get...but the rest of the country shouldn't be paying for it. It's a state issue only. WTFO, 99.9% of the time, I'm in agreement with you anyways.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:25 pm
Hmm, fair enough. Sorry if I jumped the gun on you. lm5000, I'd say even $1M of federal tax dollars is a waste. If it has important historical value then the state should have funded it, not folks who live in the other 49 states.
lunchmeat5000 - August 6, 2009, 9:59 pm
But the Mayor is saying they only requested $1mil, where this $600mil comes from is not known. Stimuluswatch.org still Waste of has it at 600mil. Waste of damn money if you ask me.
lunchmeat5000 - August 6, 2009, 9:56 pm
Forks of the Road Heritage Trail. This project would greatly enhance one of the primary gateways to our city by creating an African American/Ethnic Heritage Trail along a stretch of St. Catherine Street between the Forks of the Road Slave Market Site.
Hmm - August 6, 2009, 6:51 am
If you are addressing me, I never claimed that it would have an effect on the economy. (Hence my comment about the ridiculously high cost.) I was merely pointing out a logical flaw in the math used by the OP.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:36 am
POTUS, screamed we need this now, don't read, vote yes! Hurry! Hurry or a catastrophe will happen. We'll be at 8% unemployment by May without it. Well, they signed it and we're approaching 10% unemployment with the "rescue stimulus". We were lied to.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:35 am
Hmm, do you honestly believe that this particular effort in the "stimulus " bill actually constitutes stimulus that will have an affect on the US economy? I don't. This is one of many wasteful lines in that BS bill that NOBODY read before voting.
Ad Hominem much? - July 27, 2009, 1:52 am
InDDeed... Because a guy's love of cleavage has *everything* to do with their arguments. BTW, only about half the aliases listed for me are mine. Such is the fate of those whose ISP uses DHCP...
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 10:43 am
You'd almost make a good point if one of your aliases wasn't BoobLover.
Hmm - July 26, 2009, 10:40 am
That math assumes a 1-time construction cost rather than including annual upkeep/salaries, materials (even trails use some), and land purchase. It *does* seem ridiculously high though. How many acres and miles of trails are we talking about here? O_o;
lunchmeat5000 - February 10, 2009, 12:57 am
As a MS resident, I'm still wondering wtf is going on with that.


SOOOO - I got banned from another "My Little Pony" site ...what's the worst that could've happened?


TAGS: pony hangover
Rating: 3.6/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:45 am
Where did you find this pic?
poy - June 2, 2010, 12:33 pm
slut pony


404 NOT FOUND!!!!! - Phew, Just a broken link Almost got the rope and wobbly chair out Guess I'll live to fight another day.


TAGS: see i told you change was bad
Rating: 2.79/5

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DJA - October 18, 2009, 2:11 pm
Perhaps this is just to Genius to be appreciated as truly hilarious, or maybe it is just not funny at all.
BoneCD - June 25, 2009, 2:55 pm
It's the "Zamboni Effect"...
LogicDude - June 25, 2009, 12:47 pm
My apologies...my 5 lions took it from a perfect score of 2.9 to a horrible 3.1 - Sorry!
LogicDude - June 25, 2009, 12:46 pm
Well mooooooo, the internet begins in America (at Al Gore's house in Tennessee) so the new site had to get through Customs at the border before it could reach your PC in Canada...that's probably too technical for you, but that's my theory. 5L anywho!
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:17 pm
Thanks Sean. But It had so much more potential. (Wait I hear my mother talking)
Sean - June 24, 2009, 11:14 pm
"rope and wobbly chair" ... love that turn of phrase. This is funny.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:08 pm
Thanks Haar,My support group says I shouldn't take things so personally. But I really thought I was gonna be Funny this time. Ah well, Back to the first step.
Haarakkon - June 24, 2009, 11:04 pm
All good, moooooooo. Fully understandable frustration, and a moment worthy of commemoration.
moooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 10:59 pm
"would a been funny" poster. Then I booted up my laptop and discovered I was a drooling motard.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 10:58 pm
OK I guess I owe everyone an explanation. I guess my shortcut to Motifake got broken somehow, So I thought we were all getting the same 404 error. Since the site was so marvelously upgraded today I assumed it was the site not my PC,so I made this
moooooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 10:23 pm
Well, Fuck you too.


IDEOLOGY - "He that lives upon hope will die fasting." --Benjamin Franklin


TAGS: politics obama congress hope change not really
Rating: 3.47/5

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Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:29 pm
Good one! Pour hope in one hand and bullshit in the other and see which one fills up ...5L
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 7:42 pm
Don't all politifakers?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 7:37 pm
You put a lot of thought into this one. Eh, WTFO?
Sean - September 5, 2009, 7:34 pm
Please tell me you have a headache, f.s.?
faulty switch - September 5, 2009, 5:54 pm
hes a communist. there is no hope and his plan of action is equivalent to beating your head with a hammer until the head ache goes away.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 10:42 pm
No argument with that, statement D. However, hope only gets you so far without a helpful plan of action.
Derek - August 30, 2009, 9:12 pm
He without hope is lost.


YOUR DOG - You told him to call it quit after the first 6-pack. But does he listen ?




FALSE HOPE - The Liberal motto: "If they can't swallow facts, let them eat fiction." --Rain Bojangles


TAGS: politics congress obama president marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism change funny true
Rating: 3.02/5

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Haarakkon - July 21, 2010, 11:01 am
Yeah, now. Not when this poster was created, though.
Woodywood03a - July 20, 2010, 9:54 pm
Do we have a website for this????
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:10 am
Always give credit where due. Never plagarize others' words.
Rain Bojangles - September 4, 2009, 3:05 pm
Thanks for the cred!


ANYBODY -


TAGS: time to hang out with the nerd i guess
Rating: 4.33/5

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Treehodger - December 28, 2009, 2:45 pm
Give me a few minutes, a calculator, and a Jew and I will let you know what those numbers mean. But I am pretty sure, although I could be wrong, that they are 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 in that order from top, rotating to the right. I are smart
Porcelina - December 27, 2009, 8:07 pm
Some of them I can figure out...
Roadki11 - December 27, 2009, 3:18 pm
Definite (1/5)^-1
Sean - December 25, 2009, 7:12 pm
Damn metric system ... I also have no idea what temperature it is ... or whether or not my wife is fakin' "it/them" again. Ok that last one probably has little to do with the metric system, but I wouldn't be surprised ....
Haarakkon - December 25, 2009, 2:17 pm
Could be 2210 hrs, though.
Murer - December 25, 2009, 2:03 pm
10:10, sir


THE OLDER YOU GET - The more Saturday Morning Hangovers replace Saturday Morning Cartoons.


TAGS: hangover
Rating: 4.18/5

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maoworks2 - June 24, 2012, 4:05 pm
That's The Truth.


60TH ANNIVERSARY -




FITTING IN -


TAGS: changing forget chance people care
Rating: 4.61/5

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kidonthetoilet - December 30, 2011, 11:09 pm
so true! :D


$100K IN STIMULUS BILL - For doorbells in Laurel, MS! (Creates 2 jobs) Instead, Congress should stick its finger in its own ass!




GIRL, - My poker face is my hungover face




EPIPHANY -


TAGS: wtf hangover cookie monster epiphany
Rating: 3/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - May 8, 2011, 9:41 pm
when?
pzykosiz - May 8, 2011, 9:02 pm
been done dude


LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


HELL HATH NO FURY -


TAGS: couples hangover
Rating: 4.79/5

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makingplans4nigel - July 26, 2012, 11:53 am
great way to start the day thanks for the laughs 5L as well
spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:40 pm
Beautiful Airman, 5L


PSST! - Do me a favor, Joe. SHUT THE HELL UP!!


TAGS: politics congress obama president marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism change funny true
Rating: 3.44/5

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AndyMadcap - December 27, 2010, 11:34 pm
As a native Delawarean, I approve this message.
gentleman89 - December 9, 2009, 3:00 pm
I am not apolitical, but my leanings aren't important. This is just f***ing funny. I can see a Bush/Cheney poster saying the same thing and being just as funny.
Arrogant Knight - August 31, 2009, 3:15 am
Shut UP. You're saying too much...
Sean - August 31, 2009, 3:12 am
But he says he not a cow. That's pretty powerful evidence no? Given that cows can't type.
Arrogant Knight - August 31, 2009, 3:05 am
No one's buying it Sean... We all know he's a cow.
Sean - August 31, 2009, 2:45 am
Yer a whore ... ssss, yer a horse. Yeah that's it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 31, 2009, 2:41 am
I couldn't help going back for the pie once in a while....take that however you want.
Sean - August 31, 2009, 1:51 am
You ex used to make it for you all the time? Wow dude, you suck at breaking up.
WTFO - August 31, 2009, 1:48 am
I dunno. If I get the opportunity, I may try it and get back with you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 31, 2009, 1:37 am
It's made with instant pistachio pudding an ex of mine used to make it form me all the time....You don't know what you're missing.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:12 pm
Pistachio pie??? Dude, you need help.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 12:59 am
Pistachio with whhhhhhip cream.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:53 pm
Whatever, EGD, whatever.
Elder God Douchebag - August 29, 2009, 11:32 pm
In all fairness, there was no funny in your political poster. And I'm far too busy with life things to pay attention to if a poster's new or old. Just take the kudos, jeez.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:28 pm
Old poster, EGD. You apparently never looked for the funny in my political stuff. Liam, I've got no interest in arguing with a brainwashed troll. It's a waste of my typing. MO is right. LM5, I'd say we normally agree. Press on, brother.
Elder God Douchebag - August 29, 2009, 10:49 pm
..Nah, still better. And it's nice to see WTFO supplying the funny instead of the usual political b.s. Kudos to you, sir.
lunchmeat5000 - August 29, 2009, 10:43 pm
"But it's a whole lot better then having a retarded recovering drug addict and the penguin ruling our country." So having a self avowed ex-coke user and Jeff Dunham's puppet, Walter, run the country is better? About the same isn't it?
MO - August 29, 2009, 2:06 pm
There's nothing worse "than having a retard" tell people how retarded they are and yet be a complete and total retard himself. It's called being a trolling Timmy so quit fucking trolling and lighten the fuck up. Fucktard!
MO - August 29, 2009, 2:03 pm
Liam since you're going on and on about telling people how retarded they are, and how they shouldn't make complete asses of themselves on the interweb, but still can't keep from making grammatical errors in your bashing of others? I'll help you out....
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:50 pm
Oh another spelling check on myself before the nazi's come crawling "than having a retard"
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:49 pm
Most of you are so ignorant towards american politics you're too stupid and ill-informed to even realize how little power the president actually has. Read a fucking U.S History and Government textbook or something ffs.
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:49 pm
Anyone who supported Bush needs to just stfu about Obama. He isn't perfect. He won't save us all. It won't be easy. But it's a whole lot better then having a retarded recovering drug addict and the penguin ruling our country.
lukey1000 - August 12, 2009, 5:26 pm
Don't talk about the King Barack like that. He is the greatest presid... oh dang, I'm all out of Kool-Aid! What you mean he won't save us all and make the world all warm and fuzzy. Oh well there is always Oprah.
HAHA - April 4, 2009, 12:19 am
PSST! Hey Joe help me fuck this country. I got all these people too follow me by filling them with fluff and making them all warm and fuzzy. Now I am going too stick it too them and they wont even realize it. HAHAHAHA!!!!!


I VOTED FOR CHANGE - Now that's all I have left.




PRESIDENT OBAMA - "I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money" --Will Rogers


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.07/5

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TheSarge - June 15, 2009, 8:13 am
Think his portrait will be modeled after this pic?
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:09 am
why is "white" one of your tags?


HANGING MISTLETOE - I guess it is a point of view. Literally speaking.




GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




RESTRAINT -




OPINIONS - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: opinions shouldn t change your life
Rating: 4.67/5

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falloutghoul - May 8, 2012, 3:33 pm
Without his face, he's SlenderMan with hair.
M0rd3kaI - May 6, 2012, 4:02 am
Thank you lady Vernon, much appreciated.
lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 8:52 pm

Excellent, Sir Mor!~~


Vegan Joke #11 -




OOOPS, WRONG NUMBER -


TAGS: bunny change phone number
Rating: 4.52/5

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Sean - May 7, 2011, 7:24 pm
Pshaw! That cute little imposter ... always moving in on my babes. *sigh*


HANGOVERS - They may last only A day, but the funny, happy, sad, embarrassing drunken memories will last forever.




SPRING FORWARD -




WELCOME BACK CARTER - A third term of President Bush would be far better than this second term of President Carter.


TAGS: politics obama president marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism change
Rating: 3.28/5

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mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:44 am
holy shit I need to check my recent comments more often.
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:49 am
If that is what you support, then enjoy. My silver lining is that you need to endure 4 years of a Carter to get a Reagan.
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:48 am
massive inflation. Also, they are making no effort to fix the oil shortage that is causing the gas prices to creep higher towards that $4 mark again.
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:46 am
future? Pres Obama and the Dem Congress has spent our future. They are borrowing money from China that my kids and grandkids (years from being born) will have to pay for. In addition, the rampant printing of the US dollar will devalue it resulting in
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:45 am
Woody, in case you hadn't heard we have recently turned over security in major Iraqi cities to the Iraqi govt. That is a direct result of the surge ops that Pres Obama opposed. That is a major step to winning "a war that is a no win". You talk about our
a name of no use - July 14, 2009, 10:44 pm
A third term for a guy who said a dictatorship wouldn't be so bad so long as he was the dictator? Yay democracy!
Woody - July 14, 2009, 5:47 pm
Uh... You would want us to stay in a war that is a no win? stay in debt and have nothing for the future???? If you want it, you can have it, I will take this.
WTFO - June 3, 2009, 11:47 pm
Haiti, North Korea, and Palistine/Israel. See what good work he does? See how peaceful those places are and how much the care about "social and economic justice"?
WTFO - June 3, 2009, 11:45 pm
He created higher unemployment rate for Reagan to fix than Obama "inherited". He allowed Iran to hold Americans hostage for 444 days (Iran let them go when Reagan won cause he was going to f them up). He got a Nobel Peace Prize for bringing "peace" to
NYG - June 3, 2009, 11:24 am
Explain to me again what Carter ever did? Besides building a shack somewhere in Kentucky?
Dylan - May 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
John carter was a DAMN good president and bush did pretty well for someone of his intelligence. But I just said someone of HIS INTELLIGENCE.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 11:25 pm
You didn't take the bait, Mark.... no fun!
Sean - April 7, 2009, 9:53 pm
I understand. Shemale porn is confusing, but that doesn't make it wrong. And if it's wrong, I don't always have to be right.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 9:44 pm
I know, Mark... it just has the same credibility as the 9/11 stuff.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:41 pm
Sean - Don't tease me about Anne Coulter. You know I think she's hot.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:41 pm
agdaniele - The video I posted has nothing to do with 9/11. It's about the economy.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:39 pm
Sean - I totally agree. I'm just trying to discuss this stuff with Haarakkon. I appreciate your intervention efforts. I think I might take your suggestion, watch some porn, and then chase my wife around the house. Hopefully she won't run too fast.
Sean - April 7, 2009, 9:38 pm
P.S.: images of Anne Coulter are the only known exception to good ol' Rule 34.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 9:37 pm
Mark... I saw that video years ago... when they tried to explain that 9/11 was a government conspiracy.
Sean - April 7, 2009, 9:33 pm
Hi Mark. Uhmm, is anyone else here? No? Damn. It can't be an intervention if I'm the only one who shows up. Shoot. *awkward minutes pass -- looks at wrist, no watch there* Uhmm, on behalf of everyone, we think yer not watching enough porn. Bye.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:32 pm
What I did find was this video. Watch this and maybe you'll see who screwed up the economy. The American people only believe what the media tells them. They have short memories. Watch ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxMInSfanqg It gives a time
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:28 pm
There is an excellent video that gives a time line of what GWB and the Republicans tried to do to get Fannie & Freddie under control and how it was blocked by Barney Frank and the Dems. I've been looking for it and I haven't been able to find it a
Mark - April 7, 2009, 9:01 pm
Bush tried to fix the problem several times. Barney Frank and the rest of the Democrats said there was no problem and block all attempts to put in more controls. But the payoffs from Fannie and Freddie were too good for the Dems to allow more controls.
Haarakkon - April 7, 2009, 7:44 pm
Okay, that was a decade ago. Do you allege that Bush could not have fixed this? Would that be ineptitude or just good old indifference?
Mark - April 7, 2009, 7:07 pm
What the Junior Senator from Illinois had was the media in his pocket and nearly unlimited funds coming from overseas. His Democratic buddies in the House and Senate then spent the tax dollars to buy votes. Did you read poster #47456? It explains a lot.
Haarakkon - April 7, 2009, 11:58 am
I didn't know a junior Senator from Illinois had more clout than the President.
Mark - April 7, 2009, 11:49 am
Nope. Not one iota of blame. GWB spent money keeping us safe for 2,687 days. The Democrats spent my tax money buying the votes of the sick, lame, and lazy along with the legal relatives of illegal aliens.
Haarakkon - April 7, 2009, 11:39 am
Has it occurred to our right-wing brethren that had Bush *not* been a complete debacle that Obama wouldn't have been elected? God forbid we should place *any* blame on the conservative altar.
Haarakkon - April 7, 2009, 11:32 am
I remember the comments regarding Fannie Mae, etc. You're absolutely right, I was back-tracking from November, not January. My bad. At any rate, it's okay to be sodomized by Standard Oil? Was that Obama's fault? How far back do you go?
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:40 pm
Take a look at my poster #47456. Maybe that will refresh your memory on who exactly got us into this mess.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Who needs a crystal ball? Just pick up a newspaper and it will tell you how deep BHO is digging the hole. But don't worry, he'll just print more money and kiss some more Muslim ass.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:38 pm
By my count we're only 2 and a half months into this administration it just seems like 6 months. Actually it seems more like 6 years. I'm a little tired of hearing that it was GWB who ruined our economy.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 6:46 pm
Ahhh, c'mon, Mark. Ya got a crystal ball in your back pocket? There's a lot of doom-saying lately with the new administration, but we're only 6 months in.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:36 pm
mrawesomo - We'll have more than a trillion dollar debt before BHO is finished. Don't blame GWB for the debt, blame the democrats in congress. Tell Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi about the debt. Leave now and you'll be there by morning. Hurry up and GTFO.
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 6:16 pm
Do you guys know how much of an epic fail W. made? we had a surplus, A SURPLUS! Now we have a trillion dollar debt. I don't want to see even more "success" from republicans.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 9:59 am
LD - Could I borrow that note for a few minutes? I'd like to make a copy of WTFO's Mother's signature so I can practice it for future notes.
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 9:48 am
Excuse me, but I've gotta note: "Dear President Obama, please excuse WTFO from paying taxes this year as he works hard for his money unlike those you want to give it to. Signed, WTFO's Mother" I always cracked up at Epstein's notes!
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 7:51 pm
That takes me back. Too bad we can't attach that sound to this poster.
Sean - April 5, 2009, 7:03 pm
Gotta love the theme song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVS3WNt7yRU
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 6:59 pm
OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH! OOOOOOHHHHH! (with my hand raised). I know the answer to that question. You and I are.
Sean - April 5, 2009, 12:47 am
Who you callin' an old guy? Old guy. Up your nose with a rubber hose.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:39 am
Thank you, Sean. For getting the joke. It's nice to know I'm not the only old guy on the site.
Sean - April 4, 2009, 1:15 pm
Dude, that's Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington. Carter was the dude with the 'stache. Sheesh! *snickers maniacally (sp?)*


JEDI MIND TRICK - Oh! That's how he got elected. Unfortunately, that means that 52% of Americans are weak minded.


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BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 5:42 pm
Hjernespreng please take this policaltribe over to our sister site: PolitiFake.com...they will love you there!
Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 5:39 pm
Yes, perhaps it is a jedi mindtrick. It sure as hell worked when he burned the republicans in his recent speech on healthcare :p
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 12:06 am
Yeah, tits survived. (As they should). I'm done now.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 12:05 am
For the sake of learning the boundaries, I'll use George Carlin's 7 words: shit, fuck, piss, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, and tits. I guess I now have to wash my hands with soap.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 12:03 am
Has anyone else noticed that the new censorship software knocks out clean words too. class, bass, analysis, crass, grass, assassin, etc.
HAHA - April 11, 2009, 4:02 pm
He is so weak he couldnt do a mind trick.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:15 am
whites in America are more color-blind than in the past, it also proved that blacks in America are not more color-blind since 95% of the black vote went to him. Racism and discrimination is real regardless of the color of its source.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:13 am
purpose #2 use race to elevate yourself. I got over the historic part of the first half African Am. as president on Nov 5th. His actions in the first 2 months show that my vote against him was correct. He's a socialist. While his election does prove that
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:11 am
Mob, I never said racism is dead. My point is we shouldn't be dividing ourselves up as Americans based on stupid differences like race. Identify racists and shun them. Mark is correct that BHO used, in part, race to win the election. As stated before in
Elder God Douchebag - March 30, 2009, 10:27 am
Stop telling people to make peace with me, Mark. Now people won't leave me alone.
LogicDude - March 30, 2009, 10:22 am
I volunteer to make love with Condoleezza Rice! *Please wear the boots, please wear the boots, please wear the boots*
Mark - March 30, 2009, 10:03 am
I almost forgot...Porcelina agreed with WTFO!!! It's yet another sign of the apocolypse. Make peace with your God while there is still time or if you don't believe in God start making love with wild abandon. THE END IS NEAR!
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:59 am
...Ms. Rice has pretty much kept her mouth shut about him, but I think either one of them would have made a far better president than BHO.
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:58 am
...kind of policies Colin Powell or Condoleezza Rice would have had if they were running for president but chances are that I would have voted for them because they are far more conservative than BHO. I know that Colin Powell endorsed BHO and that...
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:53 am
I think the point to be made here is that race is what got BHO elected. He wasn't elected in spite of his race he was elected because of his race. I didn't vote for him, not because he was black, but because I don't like his policies. I don't know what...
mobius - March 30, 2009, 1:51 am
that as plain as possible. You speak as though racism is completely dead in the U.S. Look around, and you might see that's not at all the case.
mobius - March 30, 2009, 1:50 am
Ah, bifurcation. Also good. My original point was that I am glad that the first black president has been elected, which is indisputable proof that the U.S. is becoming more "color-blind." I apologize if that's not what you took out of it; i tried to make
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:53 am
Here are two equally dumb statements: an ignorant white guy saying "I can't get a job because of affirmative action" and a guy of any other color, "I can't get a job because I'm not white". Both are lame excuses that remove responsibility from the idiot.
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:51 am
skin color is only useful for two purposes: 1. to keep people down or 2. to somehow elevate yourself. Which is your purpose?
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:51 am
In their time it did. Maybe you should buy a calendar; it's 2009 and we should be moving to an America that is color-blind. That was MLK's dream or are you ignoring that fact? Keep racism alive if it suits your needs though, mobius. Dividing people by
mobius - March 30, 2009, 12:43 am
Hah. An ad hominem argument. That's good. Tell Harriet Tubman, Malcom X, MLK Jr., Rosa Parks, or Frederick Douglas that race has absolutely nothing to do with anything. I'm sure they will agree.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 5:58 pm
Wow! I've had Porc come to my defense?! A red letter day. I'm a little frightened that we agree on something, I wouldn't be surprised if you're a little scared too. v/r,
Porcelina - March 29, 2009, 5:04 pm
I think he is an intelligent individual to make that statement. Race has absolutely nothing to do with anything, it is simply a pigment and should not be a factor in anything you small minded little shit.
mobius - March 29, 2009, 5:01 pm
Who are you to say what should or shouldn't have significance to other voters?
Elder God Douchebag - March 24, 2009, 12:17 am
You mean to say elections AREN'T about underhanded tactics? This just destroys all I know to be real..
WTFO - March 24, 2009, 12:14 am
they can gain power. I think it is disgraceful that our President and his campaign used the Race Card every time they were criticized. He leveraged his race to get elected. So at best, it's an achievement gained thru underhanded tactics.
WTFO - March 24, 2009, 12:12 am
I disagree. His race has no signficance to me and shouldn't to other Americans. I personnaly don't give a flip about anyone's race because I believe we are all Americans. Color is just another way politicians divide us and turn us against each other so
Mobius - March 23, 2009, 10:58 am
No, I'm saying I laud the man for being black and the President of the United States. Regardless of his political stances, that's a pretty weighty achievement.
WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:18 am
Are you suggesting I am racist or a bigot? Let's not forget that with 95% of the African Am. vote behind his election, there was racism working for him as well.
Mobius - March 22, 2009, 5:52 pm
Hopefully our next president will overcome the same racial bigotry Obama has. Maybe he'll be gay.
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 10:36 pm
I'll take a whiskey sour. I must admit that I'm surprised this poster got so much attention so fast. I only made it last night.
Toussaint - February 28, 2009, 9:53 pm
Mark said it well enough for me & I don't drink, but I'll be the designated driver.
Sean - February 28, 2009, 9:52 pm
To my knowlege that may be the cleverest way I have ever been called a "cheap drunk". Mark Twain had nothing on you. Cheers.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 9:16 pm
How about if we all stay here together? I'll buy us all a beer and we can all laugh while you're being intentionally funny.
Sean - February 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
Now there's an idea ... both you's guys go off and get shitfaced somewhere's else. There ain't one intentially funny thing in any of your comments here ... not that I read them ... life's too short.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 5:02 pm
We should probably discuss this over a beer or ten...first round is on me. Enjoy the game.
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 5:01 pm
housing mess was also caused by the greed of the banks in trying to up their financials as well, so there is plenty of blame to go around. I'm hopping off the soapbox and am going to grab a beer and watch a game.
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 4:59 pm
But due to loss of income(s) have not been able to keep it. I don't think that it's their fault for losing the house becuase their company went overseas, nor are they welfare slackers, but they could've used some help just the same. Don't forget the...
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 4:56 pm
each other. That is one of the things that makes this country great, in so much as we can completely disagree on how to accomplish something, but still respect the opinions of the other. I have friends of mine who played by the rules when buying a house..
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 4:53 pm
Fair enough. I just hope that both parties can put aside all the b.s. and work toward the betterment of the country. I will be the 1st one to face you, out of respect, if I am wrong. But that is only cuz we can have dialogue w/o becoming retarded with..
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:42 pm
Marduke - I'm not sure if during my rant I answered your question, but yes, let me be the first in line to apologize if BHO fixes our problems. That's it...I'm done.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:40 pm
...to read the writing on the wall. They believe whatever the media tells them. 99 percent of them think we live in a democracy when this country was formed as a Republic and remains a Republic. That same 99 percent don't even know the difference.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:37 pm
I'm sorry that you're going to have to listen to more rants about socialism than you want to but I'm ranting more than I should have to. I have deep fears for the future of my country because I believe most of my countrymen have become too complacent...
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:33 pm
If I hadn't made my house payments the Cook County Sheriff would have thrown my ass in the street and the bank would have boarded up the windows pending sale. But now BHO is going to save everyone who can't make their payments and he's using my money.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:30 pm
Now my tax dollars are going to save some deadbeat's mortgage. I sold my home in Chicago in 2005 for $230K. It's now trashed and on the market again for $61K. That's less than what I paid for it in 1984. That's what happens when there's no money down.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:28 pm
Our financial crisis was brought about by the share the wealth mentality in the housing market. People bought homes with no money down that they couldn't afford and then walked away like they were just renters. Actually that's what they really were.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 4:25 pm
I hope BHO does well. Because if he does well the country does well and I do well. However I don't want this to be a socialist government. I've worked hard for what I have and I don't see the need to share it with those who haven't worked at all.
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 3:54 pm
How about come up with something different than another socialism rant. When Obama finishes 8 years and our country's better off, will you be in line to apologize or toe the line that it isn't fixed unless a repub does it. That would be weak minded.
Mark - February 28, 2009, 3:27 pm
Old and stale? He's only been in office for a little over a month. You want to try old and stale? Try 8 years of GWB jokes. BHO says that he's been to 57 states and it's OK, but everyone claims GWB was stupid. Let me tell you about old and stale.
Marduke - February 28, 2009, 1:07 pm
Your comments make me laugh so hard I start to cry. So anyone with a different view is weak minded or a simpleton...Your constant "boy who cried wolf" act is getting old and stale.
Toussaint - February 28, 2009, 11:00 am
Sadly, many Americans just are that weak minded and simpletons.


THIS MAN - He spent $700M to get a job that pays only $400K a year, and we're supposed to believe that he has the answers to fix an economic "crisis"??!!


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WTFO - October 14, 2009, 1:27 am
boe, which implies that he OWES his supporters. Whereas, his opponent spent the capped amount they both agreed to prior to Mr. Moneybags seeing a shortcut.
boeweizer - October 9, 2009, 3:10 pm
yeah but it wasn't his money he spent
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:52 am
Again, you're bringing up this false accusation? If you'd like I can explain how Mark ended up with my name, but you obviously don't care about truth, just attacking anyone who dares to disagree with you. BTW, brainiac. How come mine doesn't say Mark?
ILB - September 16, 2009, 1:43 am
No, whats truly pathetic, is that you dont know that it posts your other aliases when you post. MARK, uh i mean WTFO, or whoever you have created today to agree with yourself. :)
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:14 am
Any proof? No. You just can't handle the fact that there might be more than one person here that disagrees with the POTUS and you. Truly pathetic.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:21 am
Dont feel bad Canada, most of the people that agree with WTFO are in fact, WTFO himself.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2009, 8:01 pm
Any time you right wing hate monger....XD
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:16 am
the great observation and giving me a chance to explain my position.
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:15 am
Moo+, you make an excellent point sir. However, this particular man spent $620M more than his campaign rival since he backed down from his promise (1st of many now) to use govt funds with a cap. Therefore, I think the poster is still relevant. Thanks for
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:14 am
Mr. R. Thanks. I'm glad to see my words aren't just wasted on idiot pedophiles like Zed who won't listen to facts.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 4:38 pm
hey zed, anonymous means not to divulge an idenity, which im making here
Zed - July 23, 2009, 4:22 pm
Buy a dictionary. That's not what Anonymous means.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 8:20 am
hey fucktard Zed! by anonymous i mean that my opinions in this place have direct consequences on the performance of my posters as well as the the strength of my future opinions hold. unlike you i cannot just change my name without a loss.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:33 am
So we're not going to talk about tits? :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:28 am
I ask this as a friend.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:28 am
Hey WTFO. don't most Presidents spend more money attaining office then they will earn holding it? Isn't the whole point to serve your citizens as a leader and not to turn a profit? Will you agree that this poster might be a bit ill conceived?
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:21 am
So yeah, tits are great. In fact, I thought of creating a museum based solely on tits and the titacular titnacity of Tittendom. It shall be called, wait for it....the Titsonian. Anybody with funding or tits welcome. Tits.
MrRandom - July 23, 2009, 1:58 am
Off topic, but I still love seeing you rip into badly thought out attacks WTFO
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:51 am
BTW Canada, thanks for stepping up against just another liberal hater who doesn't care about facts with those he/she disagrees with. Slander and stupidity rule the day with people like Zed.
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:50 am
Westboro shows that you are a complete idiot. Most conservatives (especially Palin who's son serves in the military) despise the church's cause and their methods of protesting military funerals.
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:48 am
the UAW's buying of Dems has ultimately paid off again since they will have a lion's share of the ownership of both Chrysler and GM and get to select the majority of the board members. Finally, your comparing Palin supporters with those low lifes at
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:46 am
competitive. That combined with green liberal pressure to create hybred cars when they continuously failed in the market because the Toyota Prius already cornered that market. Those were major contributors to the failures of the US auto industry. Also,
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:44 am
their dues to increase their own power and they pay off Dems campaigns so they can bully the auto companies resulting in worker compensation that is $75 an hr (including lifelong benefits) compared to Toyota paying $45 an hr. That made US companies un-
WTFO - July 23, 2009, 1:42 am
Zed, if it matters to a drive-by attacker like you, I'm an 16+ active duty military member, not some kid living off my parents. UAW is one of the most corrupt unions in the country. Right up there with the teamsters. They bully workers to be members for
MO - July 22, 2009, 8:32 pm
Jmac with the pulp ref!! Sweet...been watching those two go at it all day. I gotta say it's been painful...so thanks for injecting something worth while!!
Zed - July 22, 2009, 6:03 pm
And who's being Anonymous? I signed my comment, or is "Canada" your real name?
Jmac0585 - July 22, 2009, 6:03 pm
"It's not a motorcycle, it's a Chopper, baby." "Who's Chopper is this?" "It's Zed's" "Who's Zed?" "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."
Zed - July 22, 2009, 5:50 pm
Canada: Get a job, too, and I might take you seriously. Well, at least as seriously as I take Palin supporters and members of the Westboro Baptist Church, which is not at all.
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 4:53 pm
i may be the smallest contributor but i dont need to hide behind being anonymous
CANADA - July 22, 2009, 4:52 pm
WTFO is a major contributor to this site, while i may not agree with all of his opinions(a persons right) his opinions are often valued because they are well thought and not the rantings of an anonymous fucktard (Zed).
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:40 pm
Here's to hoping that someday you actually move out of your parents basement and get a job, so that you have to live in the REAL WORLD, WTFO.
Zed - July 22, 2009, 4:39 pm
Corrupt UNIONS??? Due to the loss of bargaining power the unions USED to have, managers at the GM plant in Wentzville have let older workers DIE on the line before calling for an ambulance so that they don't have to pay the HOSPITAL BILL!
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 12:43 am
KIA, you forgot to mention that not only did GM spread itself too thin, but that the overhead costs of its employees driven by the corrupt unions (supported by the Dems), make it almost impossible to turn a profit. ANONU, big floppy boobs, mmmm.
a name of no use - July 14, 2009, 10:46 pm
Doesn't anyone just ever talk about tits anymore?
knowitall - July 14, 2009, 4:05 pm
General Motors spread itself too thin and collapses? so what let them, people will find new jobs. same for AIG, and all the banks. that's what capitalism is all about.
knowitall - July 14, 2009, 3:59 pm
WTFO i completely agree that corporate bailouts are communism in disguise and the people of this nation are too stupid to realize it. the people can't differentiate bs fear mongering the left plays on from normal ups and downs of the market
HtD - April 20, 2009, 1:16 am
This is too funny.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:48 am
switch tactics to labeling the other person as a bigot, racist, or redneck. If you are looking for racism then you can interpret anything as racist. I don't care about race, obviously you do which makes me believe YOU are the racist here. FOMF!
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:46 am
How the hell is the picture of a man on a cream of wheat box racist you ignorant POS? There are white guys on Quaker oats, and KFC. Are those racial too, you moron? As I said in another post, when a liberal has no facts to back up thier position, they
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 2:10 pm
Justify the racial stereotypes! The cream of wheat box and others. Intelligence and eloquence do not make up for racism and bigotry
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:49 am
founded on. The govt shouldn't be forcing Americans who play by the rules and stay within their means to bail out those who don't. That is what is going on right now. The tea parties on Apr 15 were protesting that very problem. Americans need to wake up.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:47 am
expect that your opinions will change what or how I post. I guess I can say thanks for the intelligence compliment but I will respectfully disagree with your misguided/outdated assertions. I contend that this admin is destroying principles the US was
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:45 am
Also, there are posters of all kinds on this site. Humor, sexy, political, demotivational, etc. This one employs the irony of someone who can spend so much money is supposed to reign in out of control spending. Rate posters as you see fit, but don't
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 12:43 am
Nobody makes you "wade through" political posters (you don't actually have to click on them, it's called freedom of choice). Also, the only thing I hate is policies that are ruining the great country I defend, I don't hate the man because I don't know him
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 12:26 am
got out of hand. This 1 in particular is simply devoid of humor and logic. Others employ Racial stereotypes that should have died with our grandfathers. From reading your comments i can see that you are intelligent, just hopelessly misguided and outdated.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 12:22 am
its not the sense of humor so much as the lack of humor. As far as who i am, someone who would prefer not to have to wade through all this hate mongering to get a good laugh. I never felt the need to comment until all these non funny political posters
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 10:03 pm
balance. Also, I would like BHO to continue following the Pres Carter model of Presidency and be voted out after his first term.
WTFO - April 18, 2009, 10:02 pm
I'm heart-broken that Canuck doesn't like my sense of humor. Oh wait...who is he? Never mind. We did get through 8 yrs of Clinton but we had a Rep Congress to block his BS for 6 of those yrs. Hopefully, we can get Congress back in 2010 to restore some...
ThePirate - April 18, 2009, 12:10 am
700,000,000 - 400,000 = 699,600,000... hardly 300 down.. but it wasn't his money.. stupid argument. We got thru 8 years of Clinton.. we'll survive
Canuck - April 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
This is the most twisted attempt at humor so far! Who the hell wants to lead a country for the money! Not funny and makes no sense.
HAHA - April 4, 2009, 12:22 am
So he is already 300 in the hole. Dumbass. Well I guess all the people that voted for him are dumbassess.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 12:44 am
the blame and fall when the American people rise up with one voice and put a stop to this socialist BS.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 12:43 am
BCD, have you looked at the voting record of BHO when he was a Senator? (granted there isn't much of a record to look at, with all the "Not Voted" counts). BHO voted left of Reid and Pelosi. I believe he's pulling the strings and going to let them take...
BoneCD - March 16, 2009, 9:38 pm
Let's just say for argument sake that he does; With Pelosi and Reid watching his back he's domed to fail anyway
God. - March 16, 2009, 9:30 pm
Yes.


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CHANGE -


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Rating: 4.77/5

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Hawamleh - January 11, 2013, 5:26 am
Why didn't I think of that..
falloutghoul - January 10, 2013, 10:26 pm
SlenderMan for President!
mariand - January 10, 2013, 2:16 am
hahaha...this is very good... you know, I just did that, and guess what?... NOBODY can be blamed.


LIGHT BULBS -


TAGS: feds change light bulbs
Rating: 4.61/5

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Warthog - November 15, 2011, 12:32 am
no no no, one to hold the light bulb, one to hold the ladder and two to fill out the paperwork!
champ99 - November 14, 2011, 3:56 pm
Like totally gnarly dude!
ICEMAN - November 11, 2011, 12:54 am
It only takes two Californians, one to screw in the bulb & the other to experience the moment.
serenityfailed - November 11, 2011, 12:26 am
I's say 3, 1 to change the bulb, a supervisor and a union rep who has to approve the work in order for it to start to enusre that no-one, especially the supervisor is getting overworked or cheated from work
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:38 pm
I know the 1L bombers have a problem with them. ;-)
mariand - November 10, 2011, 3:35 pm
lol...I knew the same one with policemen


$500K IN STIMULUS BILL - For a DOG PARK in Chula Vista, CA! (Creates 0 jobs) It's just like a mini-Congress. They just walk around sniffing each others' asses and pissing on everything.


TAGS: politics congress obama president taxes democrats socialist socialism change election funny true
Rating: 3.4/5

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rerun - April 20, 2012, 8:12 pm

wow kluk, timely reply.
kluckad91 - April 20, 2012, 6:33 pm
Blarg, you're a dumbass... You're going to constitute $500K being spent for what would (in an extremely short-term event) help a hand-full of people? You should run for office!
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:50 pm
It's how the most worthless Dems in congress stay in office.
WTFO - February 20, 2009, 8:40 pm
Then where does the $ go? And why do you have WTFO among your aliases?
Blarg - February 20, 2009, 5:17 pm
The park isn't designed by anyone, no new signage needs to be created, nobody needs to actually make the park, it just magically appears WHUT?


"CHANGE" - We are definitely getting our share of it. (Translation: Socialism or Death)


TAGS: politics congress obama president taxes democrats socialist socialism change election funny true
Rating: 2.95/5

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WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:24 pm
Rational discussion is impossible with Liam based on the attacks he started with. BTW, religion had nothing to do with this topic so it is dumb to bring it up. But for the record, I'm agnostic. Enjoy your Kool-aid, I'm sure it's fruity.
lunchmeat5000 - August 29, 2009, 10:56 pm
But the most was given to special interest groups.
lunchmeat5000 - August 29, 2009, 10:56 pm
"The Liberal Media - It's only as liberal as the ultra-conservative super corporation that owns it." GE owns MSNBC, NBC, CNBC. Immelt, GE's CEO, is on the economic advisory board for Obama. Looking at his contributions, both parties are almost equal.
MO - August 29, 2009, 1:58 pm
Yeah, ummm Liam? Did you get the memo? We're now putting all long winded Political rants in the forum. Mmmmkay?
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:26 pm
The Liberal Media - It's only as liberal as the ultra-conservative super corporation that owns it.
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:25 pm
Woops, thought Derek was the author. Derek is right. No matter how left a conservative wants to make a liberal out to be he's still most likely on the right side of the fence.
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:23 pm
No he can't explain his analysis. That's because he's a brainless halfwit that takes whatever filth fox propoganda network wants to spew his way and takes it to heart. Just like his religion, he believes in whatever he hears without ever questioning.
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 12:16 am
I would say it's pretty clear. Take a look at any of the First World (as opposed to Third World) nations... I believe he has a valid point.
WTFO - August 24, 2009, 12:02 am
DB, either he can't or he hasn't re-visited this poster in a while. I'd be interested in the analysis that supports his position as well.
Derek - August 13, 2009, 6:09 am
US citizens don't seem to know they are part of the most right-wing first-world nation on Earth (except perhaps Singapore.) Obama is right-wing by any present-day measure.
Toussaint - March 2, 2009, 11:10 am
Instant classic poster
Chard - March 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
It is a fact that obama said that in a speech, and that that poster wasn't made by a fourteen year old arkansan with paint.


WINDS OF CHANGE - Change can bring exciting new opportunities; however, it can also destroy all you hold dear.


TAGS: change wind tornado
Rating: 2.85/5
Bob Chin - March 9, 2009, 10:25 am
"Tornado Alley".... Hell's Kitchen on steroids
Mark - February 18, 2009, 9:32 pm
It kinda reminds me of my ex-wife.
rerun - February 18, 2009, 8:46 pm

Much better than the fortune cookie I had today.


SOCIALISM IS HERE - The Stimulus Bill is the single largest transfer of money from the marketplace to the government in US history... Comrade


TAGS: politics congress obama president taxes democrats socialist socialism change election funny true
Rating: 2.95/5

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Verdeckt - August 27, 2011, 8:45 pm
Poster is almost 2 years old. There's a reason political posters now reside at Politifake.
falloutghoul - August 27, 2011, 7:13 pm
P-P-P-Politifai!
Sean - September 5, 2009, 3:13 pm
"bridges to nowhere" ... OMG, Obama's a closet Republican. Ask him a question for me: what has two skis, a tread, and goes like a bat outta hell (or Palin outta office)? If he says "snow machine" instead of ski-doo ... GOP operative!
LogicDude - June 22, 2009, 8:58 am
I thought he/she/it had just signed their real name to their comment.
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 5:56 pm
taxes are being increased for businesses, investors and those in a position to hire other Americans while the Welfare state is being increased with more Earned Income Credit. If you think that is stimulus, then you are the ignorant asshole.
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 5:55 pm
Paranoia, so you believe that increased spending to build dog parks, bridges to nowhere, nature trails, study of pig farts, catfish genome research is the way to get us out of recession? What about illegal actions of the govt in private industry? BTW,
Paranoia - June 21, 2009, 3:59 am
It's an economic fact that during a recession the government needs to increase spending and decrease taxes, or I suppose you enjoy recession? Ignorant asshole.
WTFO - May 11, 2009, 12:48 am
Wow, what great debates and positions. Drive-by attacks from ass-holes. That sooo hurts my feelings. Um, nope not really. You two dumbasses prove how vicious and completely unintelligent the FAR-LEFT have become. Get a room and go fuck yourselves.
:)))) YAY IS RIGHT U ARE A CUNT - May 10, 2009, 10:00 pm
WTFO keep talking your the only guy here who embaresses himself just by opening their moronic fascist mouth HAHAH!
BA - May 10, 2009, 9:58 pm
WTFO please get a life you virgin!
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:39 pm
Self appointed MotiFake "funny" police: the retarded step-children of mall cops. Why don't you eat a donut, ogle the jailbait and STFU, Canuck.
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 1:19 pm
Bring back the funny!
Marduke - April 30, 2009, 11:43 am
BoneCd, (Laughing) I do think both sides have that in common. Next beer or three is on me, then we'll really see how off topic we can really get.
BoneCD - April 30, 2009, 10:56 am
republic = Republicans
BoneCD - April 30, 2009, 10:55 am
It's how we Republic are Marduke...We can never stay on message
Marduke - April 30, 2009, 10:07 am
I wish you guys would make up your minds. Is it socialist, socialist leaning, communist, hell I even seen him named as the incarnation of the anti-christ. Is there some right wing think tank that comes up with the "name of the week" game.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 1:52 am
Yet another idiot defending the horrible policies of a socialist leaning President by attacking his critics with the "racist" label. Fuck you and your assertion.
YAY! - April 29, 2009, 10:40 pm
Thanks to fiscal conservatism America is in deep financial shit. What you need right now is a good dose of Socialiasm, pitty Obama isnt a real socialist but conservatives would call him anything cause they hate that a black man is telling them what to do
Mark - February 26, 2009, 5:15 pm
If only the blind could see.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:07 am
Not fuck me. We are all fucked my friend.
jackass joker - February 14, 2009, 11:53 pm
guess what then F*** you Comrade!!
Sean. - February 13, 2009, 11:51 am
Go for it, dude. I think I first encountered that word in Tim Harford's book The Undercover Economist. Dumb title, kinda, but really good book. His follow-up was even better. Sorta economics for the lay-person. Bye.
WTFO - February 12, 2009, 8:26 pm
Sean, very nice word. I am truly impressed. With your permission, I'll have to use that in an upcoming poster. Thanks
Sean. - February 12, 2009, 8:11 pm
P.s.: kleptocracy is not socialism.
Sean. - February 12, 2009, 8:06 pm
Why does Big Gov't look so much like Rush Limbaugh? Just asking.
WTFO - February 12, 2009, 8:00 pm
LD, you forgot the reference to passing the stimulus immediately to avoid a "catastrophe". Scary stuff.
LogicDude - February 12, 2009, 9:30 am
Early quote: "We need to move away from and stop the politics of fear!" Last week: "If we don't pass this stimulus bill, we may NEVER recover!" A little contradictory, no?


TRUE TO WHO? -


TAGS: leaving changing lying
Rating: 4.82/5

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Sho - April 17, 2012, 12:25 pm
I thought she's holding it between her legs
axe11154 - April 17, 2012, 8:10 am
who elce noticed the arm thing on the other side of the women
caveman - April 17, 2012, 1:08 am
(clap, clap, clap)
5butjam - April 16, 2012, 7:26 pm
What can I say, I have the best advice!
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 6:06 pm
thanks guys..Much appreciated.. I'm trying to limit the quotifakes & joke fakes per advice from 5butjam
M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 5:52 pm
Very nice Moly, 5L, keep it up
Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 5:37 pm
Impressive... Me gusta...


THE MOST PAINFUL - part of the whole process is having your salary cut in half


TAGS: sex change
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - July 13, 2012, 9:48 pm
Sorry !
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:21 pm
LMAO! I think you misspelled that third word Mao. Great poster Airman! 5L
maoworks2 - July 13, 2012, 5:46 pm
My Friends Pension Was Cut It's Not Right.


INDIFFERENCE - Is it ignorance or apathy that is destroying society? I don't know, and I don't care


TAGS: you too can make changes
Rating: 4.63/5

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Sho - December 26, 2011, 11:00 am
Yet churches are public places where everyone can go in and pray
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 10:59 am
Matthew: Chapter 6 Verse 5 Public prayer is "verbotten"


KLEPTOCRACY - A govt by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed


TAGS: politics congress obama president taxes pelosi reid democrats socialist socialism change election funny true
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TED - March 19, 2010, 12:58 am
No man survives when freedom fails, The best men rot in filthy jails, And those who cry ‘appease, appease’ Are hanged by those they tried to please.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:41 pm
space cake now. Thanks for the extra "space", Porc.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:40 pm
Haar points out. I do disagree on his statement that all rich folks get there by screwing over other people. There are some in that category and other who truly earned their wealth through honest and honorable means. That is all, I'm just going to eat my
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:39 pm
TTH, yeah I know I can sound like a broken record. But I'm passionate about the country I defend and am truly concerned with its current direction. Neither party is anywhere close to perfect and too many politicians don't care about regular folks like
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:35 pm
I'll have a plate with Chocolate Silk pie and a slice of Porc's space cake, please.
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:58 am
computers, and that's all we're going to be until the rest of civilization wakes up and says, you know what, the world does not revolve around me. Wow, this is some great weed.
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:57 am
We like being rich. We like living comfortably, and if it means some people in the world have to starve, fuck it. They had their chance. People like to think we're highly evolved or perfectly created or whatever, but the fact is, we're just monkeys with
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:55 am
The same goes with globalization. One thing people are afraid of is inevitability, so they try to slow it down. They say that sovereignty is the most important thing a country must keep to survive. The fact of the matter is, all they're saying is fuck you
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:53 am
shiny things, which is indicative of a lower class of creature, yet money is the reason we are so technologically advanced, partially because trying to do the impossible is something any human plans to achieve, but mostly, we just want to get paid. A lot.
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:49 am
You know, the thing about wealth is that people think of it as power or a way of attaining the means to live in luxury. The truth is, it's just motivation. We as a species, for all our discoveries and all of our triumphs, are still a species obsessed with
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:24 am
What blows me away in this great country is that we think everyone with wealth is a philanthropic saint. The only way to get wealth is to screw over a whole bunch of people, but they're supposed to magically change when they're rich. Whatever.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:17 am
symbolic of the big businesses that call the shots. I know we all want the Bill Gates' of the world to be great guys and give us all the benefits we can handle, and take care of us in our old age, after all we've done for them, but it just ain't so.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:14 am
can mindlessly do what they're told. Politicians in this country, for all the left-right rhetoric, wouldn't be politicians if they weren't able to do what they're told, either. Insurance companies are the greatest scam ever created, but they're fairly
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:11 am
George Carlin, for all his anger, was absolutely right. the system doesn't work, and it hasn't worked for 30 years. I'd go one farther and say 50 years, though. There's no advantage to business to have an intelligent workforce. Business needs drones that
a name - June 28, 2009, 5:12 am
*affiliation. And the first one to yell spell check is a hypocritical douche.
a name - June 28, 2009, 5:12 am
Hey, a douche is a douche in my eyes, no matter what political sffiliation. To be honest, I think we should just tear this motherfucker down and start all over again, but we as a species are not smart enough to make anarchy truly work.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 5:06 am
And many on both the left and the right have swallowed the bullshit, hook, line, and sinker - as is evident in the political rhetoric so frequently put up here. A conservative tool or a liberal tool is still just a tool.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 5:02 am
Out of curiosity, does anyone really think their elected representative, Republican OR Democrat, gives a rats-ass about them? Maybe if you're the heir to Dow-Corning. That isn't you, and it isn't me. We're nothing more than tools for the system.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:45 am
Aggy argues his political feelings. But he never Initiates any politifake bullshit. So Aggy FTW.
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:43 am
Huffs and puffs....holy crap!! I just tried to read two days worth of???? Aggy? You my friend got a bad rap on this whole deal...not that i've been on here forever but dammmmn!! In the short time that I have you may have mentioned politics like....twice?
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:24 am
I don't have that one. Should have caught the seven word thing.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:22 am
Better than a stick in the eye is an snfu album
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:21 am
I hear the voices but i cant make out the words
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:19 am
stick'in in my eye?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:17 am
Better than a stick in the eye
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:15 am
maybe sparkly instead of shiny
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:14 am
Sticky with a shiny veneer kinda like a little geode.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:14 am
Wow, You don't know Ideal or SNFU....... The One Voted Most Likely To Succeed
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:12 am
Purple and sticky is better
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:12 am
If you swear you'll catch no fish.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:11 am
Something green and leafy this way comes.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:10 am
I love me lucky charms. They're magically delicious.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:09 am
hahaha. WTFO loves me space cake xD
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:08 am
hard too play poker on "space cake" but I trust you enjoyed the foliage at the poker game?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:07 am
I'm still thinkin space cake
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:06 am
no way. no chocolate. Except, maybe, french vanilla or whatever it's called
moooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:05 am
Chocolate creme pie?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:04 am
"Like" not "Kike" but that too.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:04 am
;_; all this talk about pie..... and cake... and other non-chocolate yum yums
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:04 am
More kike thick pads on the walls and 1 hour of internet time per day.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:03 am
You guys are no fun tonight. Blueberry
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:03 am
Good choice. Good choice.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:02 am
This guy is still talkin about the red menace like its the 50's. he obviously needs to take a pill and mellow out a bit. I imagine he lives in some kinda bunker and has thick bars on the windows. Get with the times ole fella it's not your world anymore!
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 2:02 am
Key Lime.
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:01 am
So banana creme is what you're trying to say?
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 2:01 am
Best line of the evening, P.
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 2:01 am
No Guinness today. But I was irritated, so I did what italian guys do... called my gf, she wasn't available, so I got a pizza. Done.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:00 am
I think it would be best to just drop it at this point and to spare drama.
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:59 am
Well said, TTH.
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:58 am
As the quote goes; You're talkin' to me all wrong - the wrong tone....
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:58 am
He hit's everyone wrong. Just have another Guinness. The voices will go away.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:58 am
Aggy if you just imagine how worked up he gets about this stuff it's totally worth it. I can picture him pounding on his keyboard and wiping spit off the monitor. I dont care about politics so i get a kick out of those who take it so seriously
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:55 am
I know, mooooo. Timmys aren't irritating... comical at best. This had ego behind it, and it hit me wrong.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:54 am
There might be 5 that I can think of. But when the heap and I realized that we lived in the same Province it wasn't hard to figure out how close our towns are.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:50 am
I don't think there are even 42 regulars...? Then again, I've strayed from the poster section of MF for a bit, I could be wrong
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:50 am
Don't worry Aggy. I used to feel compelled to respond to neurotics on this site. Then I realized that WTFO is a person too. JK
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am
Well we are Canadian. There are like 42 of us total. and it's not fucking "cute"
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am
That was my first and last time. Stupid to engage him.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am
Strawberry shortcake definitely I love a redhead!
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am
I say ignore elder god Timmy. Maybe he'll go away.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am
Strawberry short cake ftw
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am
no offense wtfo but can you say broken record?
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am
well, isn't that cute
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:46 am
Strawberry shortcake or devils food?
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am
spend that on cars, food, etc. As opposed to giving it to major corporations that will blow it, and will not receive any business anyways
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am
And tonight The heap attended my poker game. BTW Heap. same time next week.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am
Some socialist actions are needed, though. However, he is making all the wrong decisions. This whole stimulus bullshit is being spent on the wrong things. If all this money was returned to the people it would stimulate the economy because people would
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am
Yeah porcelina we realized that the other night before you starting pushing us around. My mother always warned me about you American girls.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 1:44 am
to undo. Also, giving out massive entitlement programs will be difficult to pay for for everyone. If the rich business owners are taxed harder, they just pass their expenses to everyone via higher prices or employee layoffs.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:44 am
That night you said we should get a thread we were just figuring out that we lived 40 mins away from eachother.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:43 am
so is there like a statute of limitations on politifakes? Or do we just get a new bunch of bitches every 4-8 years?
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:43 am
We do now. thanks to motifake.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:42 am
I think it's pretty cool that just when we needed a fifth. someone I met on motifake turns out to live so close. You are uglier than we expected though.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 1:42 am
Porc, I didn't know that you developed an ax to grind. The true fire happened in the forums, but I'm done with egd. I don't believe that Obama will make the country communist. But, some of his actions may lead to govt socialist actions that are very hard
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:41 am
O_O do you two know eachother outside of Motifake?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:41 am
I think yours was walking my dog when you put it in the oven
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:41 am
We know. We're just jerking your chain.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:40 am
we know i was just trying to include you
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:40 am
I re-red the box and It is supposed to be thawed, so I think maybe we should have had a woman heat it up for us.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:39 am
The dog is a distraction like a magicians assistant
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:39 am
>_> i wasn't being serious when I said that.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:38 am
yeah thanks for the game. Do you think perhaps that pizza was supposed to go in the oven still frozen maybe? oops dont wanna piss off porcelina better get a thread!
Mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:38 am
FYI. Don't play poker with TheTrashHeap. He cheats and somehow the dog is in on it.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:36 am
Made it home safe, Eh?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:35 am
Blueberry all the way
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:25 am
I understand everyone's point of view here. I have weighed all the pros and cons.......I still like strawberry-Rhubarb the best.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:19 am
manipulate the country into believing that is best (sorta how he did so with this election..)
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:19 am
WTFO, don't bother. It's one of those "I ownz da internetz, I gotz a gimmick. I tink i r intimidating. Fear mee!" Just don't bother. Anyways, on the topic at hand- I don't believe him turning this into a communist country is a threat, unless he is able to
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:55 am
Yeah. I got a shock in my living room.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 12:53 am
Ran off for a few hours to put out a few acres of real fire (love those grass fires when there's no wind)... Guess the action was all here.
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:43 am
*play wrestling ("ply" sounds suspect)
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:42 am
-er cranked up to full blast? Eh?
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:42 am
Oh yeah??? If he's not a real god, then how come when I pissed him off with my earlier comment I got such a shock in my own living room -- while wearing my velvet track suit and ply wrestling with my cats on the plush shag carpetting with the de-humidi-
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 11:25 pm
Not at all. I'm secure enough in my manhood that I don't have to pretend to be some kind of "god" with mystical powers to beef up my ego.
a name - June 27, 2009, 11:21 pm
Pot calling the kettle black, much?
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 11:13 pm
You and so many others rush to defend his BS policies and attack anyone who questions him. Again, you prove the point of a pathetic computer nerd who can talk tough when typing but hides behind mamma's apron in real life.
Elder God Douchebag - June 27, 2009, 10:59 pm
How is he my messiah, exactly? And I really would like to see you try to mop the floor with me. You'd be slightly distracting for the five seconds you weren't beating off to the 8-year abortion that was the Bush administration.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:54 pm
floor with you ignorant ass. Really is a shame that the computer lets little dicks like you pretend to be tough.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:53 pm
Is that all you got? You are a pathetic little loser. Why don't you watch the news once in a while and see how your messiah has jacked up the economy and turned his back on our allies to appease our enemies. BTW, don't think this "gramps" can't mop the
Elder God Douchebag - June 27, 2009, 10:49 pm
Listen, Gramps. The Red Scare's been over for a long time. I know that's a frightening thought for you, but Communism's not a threat. To to say it ever HAS been.


A MESSAGE TO D.C. - I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"


TAGS: politics congress obama president marxist taxes democrats socialist socialism change funny true
Rating: 3.17/5

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Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:35 pm
He was referring to the British monarchy. DC is only 521 leagues (or 1800 miles) for me. I opened my window and yelled, but it only pissed off the gophers.
Mark - April 5, 2009, 11:32 pm
Haarakkon - Would you care to explain that? I assume he was speaking about the government in England.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:27 pm
There is something very unnatural and odious in a government a thousand leagues off. - John Adams, letter to Abigail Adams, May 17, 1776
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 6:03 pm
Guilty as charged. I liked it, so I brought it here.
KDP3 - March 29, 2009, 10:05 am
you got that from Glenn Beck. :D


TINY BUBBLES -


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Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 1:16 pm
I have a similar story but it involved rum when i was twelve. 5L air
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 12:43 pm
I have a similar story...to this day, won't go near the stuff
Airman - September 7, 2010, 12:38 pm
true story.. went to a friends wedding in Napa, held in a champagne cave. All they served before and after was champagne. All you could drink. From 4pm until 2am. too painful to even try to remember the next day
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2010, 12:31 pm
If you drink like a woman....you're bound to wake up with a headache and a sore ass. At least,That's what my dad always said.
rerun - September 7, 2010, 12:24 pm

100% dead on accurate.


INCLINATION -


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GaryO - July 14, 2013, 9:53 am
Heh, I try to stay logged on. Still trying to figger how. Log off? Just go to the forum and poke the ‘logout’ button….or, just wait there in the forum (like go take a pee), then you’ll magically be logged out. Good Q&A stuff over there too.
Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:18 am
How does one log out?
440wakeup - June 7, 2011, 11:00 am
yes I too am uncomfortable on how EZ I've accepted the new government ECO-green ight-bulbs
Greeny - June 6, 2011, 5:14 pm
perfect!
Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:28 pm

awe50me!!! fav'd dude


HIDDEN FACETS -


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Reality Lord - December 1, 2010, 7:23 am

nice.


DIAPER CHANGE -




I PUT A DOLLAR IN A CHANGE MACHINE. - Nothing changed.


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holymoly - February 1, 2012, 5:02 pm
love it spank.... Keep pumping in the cash and eventually your checking account should change... 5 broke lions 4 u


REMEMBER, KIDS... - When you find yourself at the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on!


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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:37 pm
Hilarious. dark, Dark, DARK, and hilarious. 5/5


BEST CHRISTMAS - That I Can't Remember


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randomosity - December 4, 2009, 7:38 pm
thank you sir
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:18 pm
Geez by the end of the Holidays, we could have 1 in every room around here...5 Xmas trees for you


SOO WEE!!! - Here pig, pig, pig! $790B of taxpayers money!




$1 TRILLION DOLLARS! - Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Mmmm.


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AA - October 17, 2009, 6:47 am
Don't put $ if you're gonna write dollars..
LOLOLOL - September 8, 2009, 8:03 pm
EW EW EW!~!!!!!!!!!
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 7:17 pm
Tell Jagermeister that my frieds Jack, Jim and Jose are gonna kick his ass.
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 7:11 pm
It wasn't me. The Jagermeister said that about you.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 7:07 pm
Hey, I'm not opinionated. Where'd you get that idea?
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 6:51 pm
Yeah WTFO keep spewing your Right wing communist neo marxist liberal leftist conservative Religious, anti Semitic race trading Opinions........shots anyone?
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:45 pm
want, all hospitals across the country will be run like Army hospitals. If you don't truly understand what that means, google Walter Reed Army Hospital problems and see what you get.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:43 pm
which results in delayed payment and again some claims aren't resubmitted. The medical community is screwed up all around. From the insurance agencies, to doctors, to govt MediCare/Caid and TriCare. If we socialize medicine like the POTUS and Congress
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:41 pm
companies are still out for profit and some of them will lie cheat and steal to make sure they keep the ledger in the black. One other tactic I've seen used with the military's TriCare is that they claim the doctors filled out the paperwork incorrectly,
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:40 pm
throw the next claim into the trash can in there initial claims stack of work. This 50% payout results in delayed payments to doctors for services and often doctors don't resubmit the paperwork so the greedy insurance companies keep the money. Insurance
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 6:39 pm
According to what my wife learned from her classes, insurance companies pay half or less of what is billed (the doctors respond by raising their prices), also insurance companies have been know to have a policy that their workers process one claim and
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:44 pm
I certainly don't think that insurance companies are hurting. They victimized themselves by teaching peeople to go to the doctor everytime they have a tummy ache. Now, it's not profitable business. The price of medical treatment is too high, still.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:42 pm
Well said, agd. But I wasn't looking for a concession, just healthy debate. You're absolutely right though. This White House and Congress are throwing all kinds of shit at the wall hoping something will stick.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:41 pm
the doctors charge, by way of example.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:41 pm
agd, my wife has a degree in medical billing and admin. The insurance companies do everything they can to scam the doctors out of money. So, the doctors jack their prices up to offset the losses they face from greed insurers. TriCare pays about 1/3 of
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:38 pm
I concede, WTFO. He's under the gun for promising change, and is biting off too much at once. Excellent point.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:37 pm
job that offers health insurance. (as friendly advice, it's better to go to the interview with your natural hair color and then shift back after your hired, not intended to be an insult just a fact in the interview process).
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:36 pm
Porc, you make the same point as I was. Your services are decreasing because the govt bean counters are more concerned with their bottom line than your health. That is what happens when the govt gives you an entitlement. For you, I hope that you land a
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:33 pm
insurance companies drop their payouts.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:33 pm
I agree with you completely, agd. But you have to institute changes one at a time to ensure each change has a positive effect. Tort reform first, then go after the scams between the doctors and insurance companies. Doctors pad their costs because the
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:32 pm
Touche' Porc.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:32 pm
But in theory... and I do hope it works... if the insurance companies must charge less (therefore, spend less) the hospitals and doctors will need to drop prices. It's a tough sell, I agree. But, people are too abusive of health insurance now.
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 8:31 pm
Hey, WTFO, some people actually NEED this insurance for free because they don't have parents, and to make you happy I'll let you know how much they get from this insurance is decreasing GREATLY. congratulations, I hope you're happy.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:30 pm
NOTE: due to the software on MotiFake when you put in the "and" symbol (shift 7) it adds "amp;". Delete this and the link will work.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 8:30 pm
I agree in disallowing the bloated medical lawsuits. On the same note, medical care costs are ridiculous... and the cost of care needs to be dropped. Now, I won't get started on the countless insured morons who show up at Quick Care for a flu. Ridiculous.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:29 pm
ended within its first 7 months. Please follow the link for more. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D93SBEUG0&show_article=1
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:28 pm
there is no reason to pay for insurance when Uncle Sam is giving it away free. The best example of the real-world effects of this pie-in-the-sky dream came from the President's home state of Hawaii with their Universal Child Health Care program that was
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:26 pm
insurance right now, TriCare. (Most of us call it Tri-to-get-Care). Other servicemembers feel free to add your issues/concerns with TriCare. The second layer effect of a free govt health insurance is that the system will be overloaded by those who realize
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:24 pm
for free will make most businesses drop the insurance for their employees as a cost-saving measure, it will lead to longer wait times with the influx of new patients, and rationing of health care. I speak from some experience since I recieve govt health
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 8:23 pm
The first priority to bring down health costs is to institute Tort reform to limit these over-reaching lawsuits. In DC, malpractice insurance runs $125K a year. That cost is passed on to the patients. A single provider health-insurance offered by the govt
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:58 pm
It's gotta happen... the healthcare industry needs to be spanked down. All facets of medical indusry overcharge. This is like a trickle-down theory. You know this is all temporary... give it a chance. Saves regulation later... a stitch in time.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 7:48 pm
This poster was initially in response to the "stimulus" bill but it's valid once again. This time the $1 Trillion dollars is their rosy estimate for the socialized health care. This man doesn't spend small amounts of our taxes, does he?


LIBERALISM - "Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement, repeated every day." -- Jim Rohn


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calvin5040 - December 7, 2011, 7:52 pm
guns don't kill people, people kill people...(sarcasm)
kvash3154 - May 28, 2010, 3:54 pm
"Liberalism" is just another way to oppress free thinking, while pretending to "liberate".
clayduster - October 14, 2009, 5:49 pm
actually America is holding up western civilization watch the news yaman before someone hits you with the cunt punt
Shamrock - September 9, 2009, 2:14 pm
Stop thinking that you're making any change in the way Americans think by whining on Motifake. Yamam, you twat.
yamam - September 5, 2009, 4:44 pm
really, america is not holding up western civilisation! stop thinking your the greatest nation in the world, your really not =]
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 2:34 am
Really satisfies.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 2:33 am
*snickers*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 2:25 am
Just a joke.....albeit a sarcastic joke.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 1:24 am
My money's on sarcasm, unless he thinks yer Jim Rohm in real life.
WTFO - September 3, 2009, 1:07 am
Compliment or sarcasm? Hard to tell with a post, moo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 2, 2009, 4:46 am
Yeah, That's way more original.
WTFO - September 2, 2009, 1:22 am
Todd Snyder: As construtive critism, here is what I did with this pic a while back.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 5:33 pm
Thanks BC.
bOB cHIN - May 28, 2009, 11:06 am
I make it a habit to steer clear of the politcal style posters in comment as not to incite rampant retorts of others that differ with my views, however I find this cartoon close enough to my own view as to give it a rating over 3, tho west civ isa stretch


OPPORTUNISTIC - "Never let a crisis go to waste" -Rahm Emanuel, WH Chief of Staff There's the real plan. Don't try to fix problems, just milk them to pass every socialist policy you can.


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HAHA - May 4, 2009, 7:18 pm
One loser, two loosers Ahh Ahh Ahh


HANGOVERS ARE A BEOTCHE -


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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:56 am
wait till you see their bl55dy mary...


INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE -


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spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:12 am
Thanks, I'm not sure everyone got the point of this poster.
kion89032 - November 6, 2012, 12:59 am
anthropogenous? nopes.


LIBERALS -


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 1:07 am
was there a hutch....or a side table?.....I really get off on side tables.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:03 am
*on
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:02 am
she just put n like a two hour tease session with amina
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 12:58 am
Stripping what?......Paint?, Lacquer?...A nice antique armoire?
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:51 am
Heven = Hedonist Heaven
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:50 am
And I'll be on The Heven Channel, stripping. ;)
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:37 am
BTW, see ya in hell. I'll be there striping the flesh from the bones of Timmys.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:36 am
Nice.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 am
JK. I have a Catholic friend so I can make these jokes and only get punched in the face half the time.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:34 am
thing of the past." Whew. The blasphemy just flew from from me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:33 am
There's a joke I could make here, but I fear I might go to hell...What are the chances? Here it goes! "I thought NAMBLA was simply a less popular addition to Catholic church. Innovative, because their intentions are in the open, and thus...transfers are a
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:23 am
You mean they're not the same people?? I gotta do some better research. ha
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:17 am
I think you're mistaking liberals for NAMBLA. jk
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:16 am
I dunno, he runs around the city at night in tights with an underage boy in underoos? Sounds pretty liberal to me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:03 am
Batman isn't a liberal! He's a venture capitalist!
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:01 am
I am being super-cereal!
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:01 pm
They have to save us from Man-Bear-Pig!
Gort - August 14, 2009, 2:37 pm
Batman is a Liberal? You really are shotgunning Teh 0ne's Kool-Aid aren't you?
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:00 am
And I almost thought I'd found my side :(
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 11:07 am
Can we find out which ones are bulletproof? Soon?
mrawesomo - May 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
it's heroes not heros
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
Liberals + "Heros" = 1
HAHA - April 2, 2009, 9:44 pm
LIBERALS THEY SUPER SUCK.
Hector - March 23, 2009, 12:07 pm
Heroes with two E's. Did I miss the grammar/spelling memo? I know I've missed some.
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:14 am
I enjoy good debate and appreciate your point of view as well. Thanks for being one of the few who don't lash out with "racist" at the drop of the hat. I'm tired of that BS. It seems to be the defense used by Timmys all over the site.
RONSART - January 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Made me lol...and then had to quit sitting around in my underwear while on Motifake...you too, make me laugh sir...even though we,re probably 180 degrees apart...keep up the good fight...your ideas do make me think...thanks!
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:01 am
Yea, I had some inspiration there for a while. What's your opinion of the underwear zing?
RONSART - January 24, 2009, 11:52 pm
Thanks WTFO...just trying to keep up with you Conservatives...lol
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 11:41 pm
Okay, Ron. That was funny as hell. Kudos, bud.
RON - January 24, 2009, 6:33 pm
CUBBY...did,nt you get the memo?...Batman voted for the Dark Democrat...lol
Cubbybear - January 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
The Dark Knight is not a liberal
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:16 pm
Ah the arrogance and naivety of liberals. Thinking they have supernatural powers to "save the world" because they know what's best for mere mortals. The truth is they're not better or smarter than others, they just like to run around in their underwear.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 4:52 pm
Well that WOULD explain how their enemies always get away...what with the soft approach to crime and all.


IDEALISM - Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. --William F. Buckley Jr.




YES. YES, YOU DID! - "I believe in the free market, competition and entrepreneurship, and think no small number of government programs don't work as advertised." --Barack Obama Really? Then explain your policies, sir.


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Bah - September 7, 2009, 11:05 am
erg, "by", not "buy". my bad
Bah - September 7, 2009, 11:03 am
Please take economics. It's helpful in this type of trolling. The current recession was caused buy the housing bubble. The housing bubble started inflating in 96. Not Obama's fault, not Bush's. Economic policy decisions take 5-20 YEARS to get going.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:45 pm
Stuck on Bush bashing. You claim in one poster that Obama isn't the only part of the current govt and here you state that everything is Bush's fault. Complete lack of reason, logic, or credible position. You are a hateful troll with anal cranial inversion
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:44 pm
'Scuse me...typo. Lemme correct it before you go typo-nazi on me. "sneak in their rooms"
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:44 pm
I think all the conservatives had the Men In Black sneak and their room and memory stick them on Jan 20. YOu seem to forget the economy is your beloved coke snorting alcoholics doing.
Liam - August 29, 2009, 1:43 pm
It's O.K WTFO. You're posters show time and time again just how retarded you are.
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 12:35 am
Well said on the rights Mr. M (I'd agree even if you weren't the one who can destroy all my posters).
motifake - August 7, 2009, 6:03 am

Threats will get you banned from this site. Chill out. And please read up on the nature of rights. NO government pays for you rights. Discuss in the forum.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:54 pm
OOOO. Tough guy threatening my life on a comment chain. Thanks for proving the point, Timmy.
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:57 am
did you just call me timmy?! I WILL MURDER YOU!!!!!
mitchell - May 7, 2009, 8:33 am
are you kidding, america has been fucked for ages. constant borrowing against stuff you cant pay back. how the eff did this country become the worlds wealthiest nation?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:38 am
Damn, the more you post, Timmy. The more you look like a complete idiot. I and other servicemen are willing to lay our lives on the line for freedom, and you're willing to give it away so you can sit on your lazy ass and eat govt cheese.
mrawesomo - April 7, 2009, 9:11 pm
I don't get why everyone acts like socialism is so bad? The government pays for your freedom. That sounds like a fair trade to me.
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:01 am
True statement, Anonymous2. It's possible that the Rep party saw the writing on the wall and sent McCain out there because they knew he'd lose. Although, he still would have been much better than our current Socialist, er I mean President.
Anonymous2 - March 30, 2009, 5:40 pm
Okay, let me set the record straight against the one posting as Anon. John McCain is a liberal republican. He is not, and probably never was, a conservative. Conservatives like Reagan and Thatcher got countries out of depressions.
LogicDude - March 30, 2009, 10:29 am
That includes my wife and my combined income - we both work for the Gov't and are both retired Army NCOs - we only have 1 deduction (son) to claim; we claim NO exemptions on our withholding! And yet, MY salary goes to pay for those unwilling to work.
LogicDude - March 30, 2009, 10:25 am
Speaking of taxes...with charitable donations of $21k+ and mortgage interest paiin excess of $18k I STILL had to pay more. Hell, my charitable giving far outstrips that of BHO AND Biden COMBINED over a period of YEARS and they make WAY more than me.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 5:51 pm
I hope you don't earn too much, Mark. The taxman is coming after the rich to pay for lazy worthless pieces of trash (I assume our new anon friend is a definite tax consumer).
Mark - March 29, 2009, 9:43 am
...to help, are being foreclosed.
Mark - March 29, 2009, 9:42 am
....weather to change so I can get out to my country club and play some golf. Thanks Democrats! Thanks ACORN! Thanks WJC! You have all made it possible for me to kick back and live in the lap of luxury, while the poor suckers you were allegedly trying...
Mark - March 29, 2009, 9:38 am
...when he died and my house when I retired, for the full asking prices. Both of those home have since been ruined by their occupants who couldn't afford their "no money down" loans, and are in foreclosure. I, on the other hand, can't wait for the...
Mark - March 29, 2009, 9:35 am
My hand is up. I want to rely on "obsolete" nuclear energy. This economic crisis was started by the democrats, as already cited by WTFO. But I must thank the democrats for their timing and policies. Because of them I was able to sell my father's house...
Anon - March 29, 2009, 1:57 am
No you haven't, but since it's typical of conservatives to ignore the majority of what they say, you can go f*** yourself. McCain wanted to waste money, too. Who the hell wants to rely on obsolete nuclear energy, anyways?
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 1:50 am
For the record, if McCain was instituting these same BS socialistic policies and wasting tax dollars on hand-outs, bail-outs, and pork; I'd be going after his policies too.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 1:49 am
I tried to state logic and facts. You don't want to believe it. Fine. As for your personal attack on me. Why don't you run along and play hide and go fuck yourself, you ignorant piece of shit.
Anon - March 29, 2009, 1:20 am
WTFO, you are blaming something that has been happening on new administration. If McCain had won, you wouldn't be complaining. Stop sucking Republican c*** to use some realism and be more constructive.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:46 am
ecomony speeches and his poorly developed plans are being seen in the markets every day. It is now officially the Obama market. We will see where it goes from here.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:44 am
tanking before he got in because of the govt intervention into the industry and the lack of govt oversight (something called for by Pres Bush and Sen McCain 2 yrs ago), the market responds to future projections and raw numbers. Pres Obama's doom and gloom
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 12:43 am
The President received $106K in contributions from Fannie Mae. He was part of the Congressional Black Caucus that pushed Fannie to lend subprime loans to people who couldn't afford to repay the loans (at the request of ACORN). While the economy was
Haarakkon - March 28, 2009, 10:30 pm
Everybody wants to get rich now. We also live in a country where nothing is *our* fault, it's the other guy, always the other guy. I feel for those caught in the pinch, but I'm glad the bubble is bursting.
Haarakkon - March 28, 2009, 10:28 pm
We could discuss the pros and cons of the Democrat/Republican thing forever and get nowhere. It's a mistake to pour money into the pit, but it's no less of a mistake to blame the economic woes on the new administration.
LogicDude - March 28, 2009, 10:18 pm
He DID have some help from the Democrat-controlled Congress in the 2 years running up to his swearing in...and HIS votes helped the housing crisis too sooooo. Give credit where it is due!
Haarakkon - March 28, 2009, 10:10 pm
Amazing that this president could accomplish so much in such a short period of time, isn't it? Giving him "credit" for an economy that was already in free-fall is ludicrous.
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 11:36 pm
The picture makes me laugh. His words are merely put there to show the contradiction with his actions.
Elder God Douchebag - March 25, 2009, 10:10 am
Eh..Not that great.


OBAMANOMICS - "Stimulus" bill...Housing bailout...omnibus bill... Auto industry bailout...TARP II...$3.5T in FY10 budget... Nationalized health care...


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Haarakkon - July 28, 2012, 7:50 am
That would require an open mind and an ability to look past party rhetoric, Mooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2012, 11:23 pm
This poster is a leftover from the dark ages....You can talk politics at Politifake.org (In fact, They could use a few good liberals)
Buzzramjet - July 27, 2012, 11:07 pm
lessee here. TARP a BUSH program,I & II. It was just a continuation of I. What housing bailout?Do you even know what an Omnibus Bill is? The Stimulus bill saved 3 million jobs. The Auto bailout was a success & saved MILLIONS of jobs. Get over it.It worked
Arrogant Knight - July 26, 2009, 5:06 am
Think about THAT.
WTFO - July 26, 2009, 4:57 am
the liberal left wing wants you. Right in your place sucking off the govt tit and no ability to better yourself.
WTFO - July 26, 2009, 4:56 am
with money must have stolen it from the middle class or poor instead of accepting the fact that most of them risked their asses and earned their money. You are a tax consumer while others are tax payers. Enjoy your class warfare, it'll keey you right were
WTFO - July 26, 2009, 4:55 am
ignorant to make something useful out of yourself. BTW, I'm not a CEO nor am I even close to the top 1%. I just believe in the opportunity provided by this country when it doesn't act like a nanny-state. You've totally bought the liberal BS that those
WTFO - July 26, 2009, 4:53 am
Zed, I doubt seriously that you are a taxpayer of any significance. The upper 5% of this country pay over 80% of the tax revenue. You haven't done well with Reps because they don't give you your entitlement programs since you are either too lazy or too
mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2009, 1:01 am
Those were hard years. But the pie was excellent. Strawberry rhubarb. FTW!!!!
Zed - July 5, 2009, 12:58 am
The rest of us, you know, TAX PAYERS WITH JOBS, however, haven't done too damn well under the likes of Reagan, Bush Sr. or Dubya.
Zed - July 5, 2009, 12:56 am
"With the notable exception of the Carter, Clinton and now the Obama years, yes the US has done very well in all of these areas you pointed out, Jerkoff." Sure, if you're one of the upper 1% of the wealthy, or the CEO of a major corporation.
WTFO - July 4, 2009, 7:15 pm
That's your right, however the United States is a Republic, not a Democracy.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:47 am
1 Lion....You know why buddy. I love Democracy.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 4, 2009, 1:45 am
Another outstanding Motifake from you. Good job.
WTFO - April 3, 2009, 11:08 pm
With the notable exception of the Carter, Clinton and now the Obama years, yes the US has done very well in all of these areas you pointed out, Jerkoff.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 12:23 am
They have been in my country. Where do you live?
Jacob the Jerkoff - April 2, 2009, 9:06 pm
Yeah, because the country's economic, social, and military policies since the second world war have been so spectacularly successful.


HISTORY - Lazy, self-entitled Democrats are always on the wrong side of it.


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GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 10:05 pm
Hi Thardus, you're new, so I'll give you a quick comments crash course. 1. We don't comment on political posters here anymore, that's done over at Politifake.org. 2. posters that are over a year old...rarely need additional comments.
Thardus - August 28, 2010, 10:01 pm
think* sorry about that typo.
Thardus - August 28, 2010, 9:59 pm
Dang, I'd love to add something, but I thing everyone's covered it. Nice poster WTFO. :D
Derek - October 29, 2009, 5:37 pm
It's a good idea for teachers, police and soldiers because they matter. Don't doctors matter?
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:28 pm
Sorry for typos.
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 11:27 pm
TS and Rhino, thanks. I think entitlements are the new slavery. D.C. is the plantation and instead of having poor pick cotton, they are indentured servants to keep voting for the providers of the checks/hand-outs that keep the dependant to the 'masters'.
Rhino - August 28, 2009, 2:54 am
.... are the very same democrats as they were 150 years ago. As has been pointed out, democrat political opinions have changed, but the party has not. The Republicans have never been in favor of slavery.
Rhino - August 28, 2009, 2:51 am
"You do realize that the Democrats from 150 yrs ago became the Republican party of today you dumba*s." -- realityftl LOL! You really should research better before becoming the dumba*s that you claim others are. The poster is 100% accurate. Those...
todd snyder - August 9, 2009, 1:23 pm
AMEN!!!! 5 lions 4 u.
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:42 am
That is a BS myth, dumbass. Both parties have evolved from where they were 150 years ago with some groups of people switching sides for different reasons. But to say that the Dems of 150 yrs back are now Reps is ignorant.
realityftl - June 19, 2009, 9:05 pm
You do realize that the Democrats from 150 yrs ago became the Republican party of today you dumbass.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Check the dates on these comments prior to your posting of a drive-by attack, lol. It just displays how retarded you are. Try to be more timely next time.
lol - June 14, 2009, 11:00 pm
You are all retarded.
WTFO - May 1, 2009, 12:40 am
No worries. Carrying on, bud.
Arrogant Knight - May 1, 2009, 12:03 am
I didn't mean vote 1 lion on your posters specifically, WTFO, I meant in general. I should've clarified that a little better, sorry. Carry on!
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:36 pm
more childish you 2 keep getting the more I laugh at your ignorance and the more that you prove that the liberal tolerance is complete BS. Far-left Kool-aid guzzlers like you accept everyone (as long as they are lock-step, nazi style with your world view)
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:34 pm
4 year old? I gave you every opportunity to provide proof of your positions and you gave none. Only after I was attacked did I respond in kind. Do unto others... Trust me, I'm not whining, I enjoy getting you little dumbasses wrapped around the axle. The
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:33 pm
Canuck (frozen frog), you and your bovine boyfriend dropped personal attacks against me in your first comments as well as all others since. Calling me racist, gay, homophobic, blah, blah and whatever else including attacks on my mother. You dare call me a
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:31 pm
lions, I would contend you might be mistaken about "what most of us do", bud. Take care and as always I appreciate our mutual respect.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:30 pm
AK, thanks for clarifying what I've said before to this hateful guy. I do enjoy good debate and he has provided none. You certainly have the right to vote 1 lion if you don't like my stuff and move on. However, since the majority of my posters are over 3
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 1:48 pm
Turning a blind eye to fear-mongers has never been easy for me. when he started calling me a frozen frog even though i live near the border and am not french he proved what kind of man he really is. A coward who hides behind stereotypes.
Arrogant Knight - April 30, 2009, 1:39 pm
...So ignore him and his posters. Vote 1 lion and move on, that's what most of us do. No offence there, WTFO.
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 1:35 pm
motifake = fake motivational poster none of wtfo's are! is it gonna take 4 years of un-funny political posters before this guy gets back to the funny. He is by far the biggest hypocrite on this site.
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 1:32 pm
mmmm mmmm mmm my posters are magnets for dipshits, you're a frozen frog, you're a commie. sounds like a 4 year old
Arrogant Knight - April 30, 2009, 1:30 pm
He doesn't whine, Canuck. He just enjoys a good debate. And it's your choice if you want to get involved.
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 1:29 pm
You call everybody else hateful but 90% of your posters are angry attacks. Worse Than Fucking Oprah. Wants To Finger Obama. Where's The Funny? Over.
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 1:22 pm
How can you make a poster to spark political debate and then whine when others disagree with you? If you only made funny posters instead of all this political bs nobody would bother you anymore. are you not the king of attacks, lies and slander?
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 2:00 am
All you have is attacks, lies and slander to defend your positions. Keep changing your name if it makes you feel good. My posters must be a magnet for liberal fucknuts, recently.
HISTORY - April 29, 2009, 10:30 pm
funny how the old Democrat ideas are now the Republican ideas. And then they act like they're not racist, zenophobic, sexist or just plain retarded. Nice try morons.
BoneCD - April 22, 2009, 5:38 pm
Lincoln, Guest, was a Republican...but not a Log Cabin Republican LOL
Guest - April 22, 2009, 4:43 pm
Too bad the Republicans are the ones that wanted slavery
WTFO - April 9, 2009, 11:57 pm
Thank you.
DEMS ARE THEIFS! - April 8, 2009, 10:33 am
This is the greatest poster ever!
WTFO - March 21, 2009, 12:37 am
handouts of taxpayer money for thier healthcare and Reps are standing against it.
WTFO - March 21, 2009, 12:36 am
dgbt, I didn't blame slavery on Dems. I stated the fact that Dems wanted to keep their slave ownership "entitlements" and Reps stood against slavery in the Civil War. The poster also makes the comparison between today's Dems that feel entitled to govt...
Dontahte - March 19, 2009, 10:17 am
...party alignment. Dems and Reps just need to be objective and hold true to their convictions, regardless of your party. In fact if the party barrier was broken, 1/4 of the Dems would not be supporting this nut. Not anymore.....unless they only watch NBC
Dontahte - March 19, 2009, 10:15 am
...their beliefs are actually conservative. They are also naive and in denial of the damage that their party is currently doing. Much like I was under our previous administartion. I have since learned to look at facts and form my own opinion without
Donthate - March 19, 2009, 10:13 am
I find that Dems in the south are more centrist Dems. Many of their beliefs are actually more aligned with the Republican beliefs. But they want so bad to go against the grain of the fat, bible hugging white guy that they are blinded by the fact that
dgbt - March 19, 2009, 9:19 am
No surprise to me buddy, I am a democrat in the south. Although I don't like the nationalized health care idea. Even the people here in the south aren't dumb enough to try to put slavery on the dems though.
WTFO - March 19, 2009, 1:02 am
TYPO: ..."doesn't mean that Vallandigham should be included and reclassified as a Rep." I got ahead of my typing there, sorry.
WTFO - March 19, 2009, 1:01 am
in the South that cling tightly to their entitlement programs. This poster is valid because the Dem party is lazy and demands "rights" to entitlements that they don't deserve. Be that "right" slaves or our tax dollars.
WTFO - March 19, 2009, 12:59 am
felt that the New Deal and other entitlement programs were bad for the US, and thus came over to Reps decades after the Civil War, doesn't mean Vallandigham should be included and reclassified as a Dem. Here's a surprise for you, there are still Dems...
WTFO - March 19, 2009, 12:57 am
After more research, I agree that there was a movement from southern Dems to Reps as I have already stated. However, your original contention that Representative Clement Vallandigham is a Rep by today's standards is still false. The fact that Dems who...
dgbt - March 16, 2009, 9:24 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Democrat. This also proves that same point.
dgbt - March 16, 2009, 9:23 am
Uh....wheres the misconception? That just proves my point. It also says "The Democratic Party's main base of support shifted to the Northeast, marking a dramatic reversal of history." Making the north the democratic base and the south the republican base.
WTFO - March 16, 2009, 1:00 am
Deal, "Republicans attracted conservatives and white Southerners from the Democratic coalition with their resistance to New Deal and Great Society liberalism." That last piece is where the common misconception you cited comes from. Now you know the truth.
WTFO - March 16, 2009, 12:59 am
existing or dwindling parties, the Republican Party emerged. Also, "The Democrats benefited from white Southerners' resentment of Reconstruction after the war and consequent hostility to the Republican Party." And finally, after Roosevelt brought the New
WTFO - March 16, 2009, 12:58 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Party_(United_States)#History. Some highlights include, In the 1850s, under the stress of the Fugitive Slave Law and the Kansas-Nebraska Act, anti-slavery Democrats left the party. Joining with former members of...
WTFO - March 16, 2009, 12:57 am
dgbt, if I misinterpreted your previous statement, then I sincerely apologize for disparaging you. As for your statement being true, I would contend you are mistaken. I researched my position and would recommend you do the same on wikipedia...
dgbt - March 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
When did I call conservatives racist rednecks? I just said what is true, the southern democrats are now republicans. Sorry that the truth offends you.
Toussaint - March 15, 2009, 11:43 am
Democrats forget that forcing their unpopular will upon the people flies in the face of the founding idea that " We the people..." are supposed to hold the key to government and the legitimate powers of the government are not to endanger that seed.
WTFO - March 15, 2009, 12:44 am
Well said, Elinfant. May I add the Dem positions of govt being able to take care of everyone because they believe we are incapable of functioning without a big federal govt being our nanny.
Elinfant - March 14, 2009, 11:46 pm
In fact, it generally seems to me that Democrat's main general flaw is eagerness to get worked up over any cause, a need to be proactive when there's nothing to be proactive over. And that's a waste of energy that could be put to better use.
Elinfant - March 14, 2009, 11:45 pm
At heart, what Republicans are for is the fragmentation of power as low as possible, and the strict maintenence and adherence of founding laws and constitution. That doesn't lose its validity just because some rednecks support it.
WTFO - March 14, 2009, 7:20 pm
Well, there it is, dgbt. It took you a while to get around to it but you did end up calling conservatives racist rednecks didn't you? A pathetic defense when you've got no valid argument. Dems are all about govt entitlement, then and now. Poster is valid.
dgbt - March 14, 2009, 3:42 am
The point is that the southern democrats left the democratic party because of civil rights issues. They joined the republicans and shaped them into what they are today. The guy on the left of the pic is a republican by today's standards.
WTFO - March 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
Pres Lincoln was the 1st Republican President. The poster accurately portrays history. While the parties have shifted somewhat, the fact that Dems feel self-entitled hasn't.
dgbt - March 13, 2009, 11:56 am
in this manner is inaccurate.
dgbt - March 13, 2009, 11:56 am
Slavery a democratic belief? Back then Southern Democrats were conservatives. Democrat does not mean liberal. Today the south is still conservative. Slavery was supported by conservatives, not liberals. Comparing democrats of today to the ones of old...
WTFO - February 28, 2009, 10:24 pm
I'm here to educate as well as entertain.
Mark - February 27, 2009, 11:31 am
WTFO - Great job = 5 You also have forced me to look up Vallandigham. I never heard of him but found the story to be interesting. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clement_Vallandigham


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Right, we should blame the Democrats in Congress...Obama has just compounded what they started.
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Um....the US government has been a socialist organisation. All government is. Besides, the assymetries the current administration has to deal with concern inefficiencies that date back to the days of Reagan, but became systemic under Dubya's stint.
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delusional is ignoring the 1 trillion dollar deficit inherited from that idiot Bush, who couldn't balance a checkbook.
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Damn you figured out what the light is.
WTFO - March 21, 2009, 12:54 am
Got it. Once in a while, you're to clever for me. I must apologize if I said something nasty about his mother with my attempt at speaking liberal. I'm not very fluent in it, yet.
Elder God Douchebag - March 21, 2009, 12:39 am
..The 'baa baa baa' remark you made earlier..I'm sorry, I've been sick and am currently bombed on cold medicine, so I may make less sense than I usually do.
WTFO - March 20, 2009, 11:53 pm
Uh, what are you going on about, EGD?
Elder God Douchebag - March 20, 2009, 11:12 pm
How DARE you say that! His mother was a saint!
WTFO - February 25, 2009, 6:28 pm
Trapper, "give the man a chance"? I just listed a huge amount of failures committed in 1 month! Ranging from economy, socialism, national security, and corrupt appointments. Follow your mesiah blindly little sheep. So you understand: baa baa baa.
Toussaint - February 25, 2009, 12:25 pm
His forced federal funds create a more dependency on state funds which are now given, with strings, by the Federal govt. Curing a junkie by giving him increased drugs isn't curing, it's killing and control.
Trapper - February 25, 2009, 1:23 am
That's right, impeach the fucker right now. Shit, it's been a whole month, the economy still sucks and blah blah blah. Christ give the man a chance. It might actually work.
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is right on the money and we need a change in POTUS right now. He screwed all this up in the first month. How much more damage can he do to our country in the remaining 47 months?
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comes down the pike. It's inherent with the position just like war is inherent to my duties as a serviceman. I think you were asking for me to give him a "chance" but you typo says "change". Either he's got you brainwashed, bud or your Freudian slip...
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:29 pm
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WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:27 pm
the IRS, he's lied about allowing lobbyists into his administration, he's appointed a CIA chief with no intelligence experience, he's raising taxes on businesses during a recession, and after spending all our tax dollars (which required funding from...
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:25 pm
of buying out the banks, he's buying throwing money at the auto industry, he's asked for the DoD to cut their budget during two wars (likely to end up with more dead servicemen), he is sending $900M in aid to Gaza, he's appointed a tax cheat to lead...
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:23 pm
passed the biggest pork laden bill in history (by using scare tactics to rush the process so no one could read all the BS in it), he rolled back some major welfare reforms instituted by Clinton and Congress in the 90s, he's continuing Bush's mistake...
WTFO - February 24, 2009, 11:21 pm
Mr. Culos. The market has been judging him and his policies for the past month. A drop of about 1000 pts since he took office. Also in this 1st month, he decided to close Gitmo (the DoD just proved this week that Gitmo meets Geneva Conv standards),...
Culos - February 24, 2009, 5:11 am
I truly find it amazing that he's being judged already. He started with the mess left by the previous government, and it do believe it was a pretty big mess which hardly can get worse. Give the guy a change it can only get better....
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